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Down Under
Absolutely, Positively No Puns Allowed
2007-08-29
An Australian has come up with a novel solution to the millions of feral cats roaming the Outback: eat them. Wild cats - the escaped descendants of domestic cats - kill millions of small native animals each year. Now the tables have turned and they find themselves on the menu.

A bush tucker competition held at the weekend in Alice Springs, in the Red Centre of the continent, featured something new: wild cat casserole. "It's a white meat," said Kay Kessing, who came up with the recipe. "They vary a lot. The first cat I cooked didn't have a strong flavour. I put a lot of ingredients with it and made a beautiful stew.

"This cat that I've cooked is slightly larger. It has a slightly stronger flavour, but not as strong as rabbit."

A children's book author and illustrator, Mrs Kessing campaigns to save wild-life from the depredations of cats and other introduced animals, including camels, donkeys and wild horses.

Feral cats, which arrived with the British in 1788, now occupy most of the continent. Studies of their stomach contents show they eat almost anything that moves, including lizards, small mammals and spiders, as well as 180 species of Australian native birds.

Mrs Kessing said she would never dream of cooking a domestic cat. "It should always be wild," she told ABC radio. "And we should be eating donkeys and horse meat, like the French do."

But health authorities in the Northern Territory warned that eating cats could be risky. "It is not illegal to eat feral cat for your own consumption, or your family's," said Xavier Schobben, the director of the health department. "But there is no guarantee that any feral animal that hasn't been subject to post-mortem examination is safe."

While kangaroo and camel appear on Outback restaurant menus, feral cat has yet to capture the nation's taste.
Posted by:Anonymoose

#32  Dang, those Aussies are smart. Wish I'd thought of just *eating* them a few years ago.
Posted by: Mike Vick   2007-08-29 21:18  

#31  REMEMBER FOR SUPERIOR RODENT CONTROL CALL 1-800-KITTYKITTY, OUR EXPERTS ARE AVAILABLE AT VERY LOW COST.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-08-29 19:23  

#30  'Course one way you're overrun by Koreans, the other way by Cougars, then you'll wish for the relatively harmless cats back, but remember that the law of unintended consequences still holds sway.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-08-29 19:21  

#29  Open a Korean/Chinese restaurant, or import a mating pair of those cat eating Cougars from the Midwest, shortly cats will be scarce, either way you go.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-08-29 19:18  

#28  I can just see this at a Hollywood theme restaurant in Alice Springs (if one exists):

Under the "James Bond" section of the menu, just below the "Shaken not stirred Martini" -

Pussy Galore cassarole.
Posted by: OldSpook   2007-08-29 18:17  

#27  Must.... restain.... self... from... eating... jokes...


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
Posted by: OldSpook   2007-08-29 17:57  

#26  Is this like the bad joke about "peach pousse"?
Posted by: mojo   2007-08-29 17:55  

#25  Sorry for the double post; I was dazzled by a sudden vision of Honor Blackman.
Posted by: mrp   2007-08-29 17:12  

#24  Quick response? To songbirds and chipmunks?
Problem was the cats would bring an injured chipmunk/squirrel/whatever back to the house and then sit there batting it around until they got bored. Not so the dog: natural born killer.
We kept lots of bird-houses on VERY high poles in the backyard to protect the songbirds.
Posted by: Free Radical   2007-08-29 17:02  

#23  Or you can start a new bar craze by dropping a kitty in a blender, mix it with some gin and call it a "Catatonic".
Posted by: mrp   2007-08-29 16:15  

#22  Or you can start a new bar craze by dropping a kitty in a blender, mix it with some gin and call it a "Catatonic".
Posted by: mrp   2007-08-29 16:14  

#21  USN, Ret.: This is Australia, not Scotland.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-08-29 15:20  

#20  So what's the next trendy food dish: Long pork?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-08-29 14:52  

#19  Quick response?

Most likely for the two-legged breed of varmits.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-08-29 14:32  

#18  Quick response? To songbirds and chipmunks?
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-08-29 14:23  

#17  America's feline population rivals habitat loss when it comes to bearing responsibility for the steep decline in native songbird species.
The problem is we need cats in a lot of suburban areas to control the varmit population, because we have driven out all the other predators. I grew up with 5 cats, and we needed every one of them- plus the dog for 'quick response.'
Posted by: Free Radical   2007-08-29 13:52  

#16  Good to know, A5089.
Posted by: lotp   2007-08-29 13:22  

#15  By the way, if you thought I was going to talk about something about aussies eating pussy, you're wrong, I'd never say that. Never. I'm way too classy, I go by the name of the Astounding Rotundity in chosen circles.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-08-29 13:18  

#14  Cats were eaten in occupied France (and most probably anywhere where food was scarce, then or anywhen), including by my grandfather; it's supposed to taste and look a lot like rabbit. I had a work colleague's father who invited a friend, made him "rabbit", and revealed to him afterward it was a cat he had caught from the neighbourhood.

"And we should be eating donkeys and horse meat, like the French do."

There still are donkey dry sausages, but horsemeat is not eaten frequently anymore, horse butcheries are a thing of the past, this is an outdated view I'd say. I never have eaten any horse meat, and I've eaten *lots* of stuff.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-08-29 13:15  

#13  Worst of all is how feral cats and housecats alike are exceptional hunters. America's feline population rivals habitat loss when it comes to bearing responsibility for the steep decline in native songbird species. One can well imagine the havoc they are wreaking on Australia's much more fragile Outback.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-08-29 13:04  

#12  Holy Mackrel JFM, Ima tuna that out.
Posted by: Thomas Woof   2007-08-29 11:27  

#11  Because they are higher on the food ladder carnivorosu flesh had higher rates of harmful substances. There is a good reason in most civilizations carnivorous are not eaten.
Posted by: JFM   2007-08-29 09:54  

#10  Feral cats, the common man's rifle range.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-08-29 09:49  

#9  Its a Cats-ass-trophy!

-- PETA
Posted by: CrazyFool   2007-08-29 08:49  

#8  I think he's one of those pun control fanatics.
Posted by: Mike   2007-08-29 08:44  

#7  You calling him a pussy?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2007-08-29 08:34  

#6  Absolutely, Positively No Puns Allowed

Whassamatter? Can't take the punishment? Afraid you'll be liable for punitive damages?
Posted by: Mike   2007-08-29 08:32  

#5  Reminds me of the parody song "Cat's in the Kettle" (Harry Chapin, 'Cat's in the Cradle'):

Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese
It ainÂ’t pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great, so you donÂ’t complain.
But thatÂ’s not chicken in your chicken chow mein.
Seems to me I ordered sweet-and-sour pork
But GarfieldÂ’s on my fork.
HeÂ’s purrinÂ’ here on my fork.
Posted by: Glenmore   2007-08-29 08:08  

#4  I think this gentleman once gave a news conference wearing a catskin hat, think Davey Crocket. This did not go over well with the PETA types.One reptile dealer has a copy of his "Killer Cat" posters.
Posted by: bruce   2007-08-29 07:28  

#3  "Made a beautiful stew" > you just know PETA, etc. is now gonna want to be involved.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-08-29 04:14  

#2  Mmmmmm. Kitty burgers. :-P
Posted by: gorb   2007-08-29 03:06  

#1  In Soviet Union Australia, kitty feed card player!
Posted by: Zenster   2007-08-29 01:07  

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