 Apparantly his performance was unsatisfactory.
MESA, Ariz. — An Arizona woman has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly stabbing her estranged husband in the chest during sex, MyFOXPhoenix.com reports.
NOW he's 'estranged', but if he was estranged before, why were they ...?
| The heart is a lonely hunter ... |
Falon Gonzales, 23, was released on $100,000 bond after being booked Tuesday night, according to the report. Her husband, Juan Carlos Gonzales, 26, was listed in serious condition at a local hospital.
He fled to neighbor Tony Ballard's home on West Stanford Avenue in Gilbert, Ariz., after the attack, MyFOXPhoenix.com reports. "I've never had a naked man run to my house bleeding, you know what I mean?" Ballard told MyFOXPhoenix.com.
| Actually, I think we do. Ewwwww .... |
Ballard told MyFOXPhoenix.com that the couple was in the middle of sex when the alleged attack occurred. "She was on top and she reached out of a bag and pulled a knife out of a bag and drove it into his chest," Ballard said of the incident.
| That's just gotta hurt ... |
"She apologized first," the neighbor told MyFOXPhoenix.com. "She said 'Juan, I'm sorry about this.'"
| Not half as sorry as Juan was. Heck, not even a tenth as sorry ... |
Juan Carlos Gonzales was transported to Scottsdale Osborn Healthcare hospital with a collapsed lung and was listed in serious condition.
| Sex and sucking chest wound ... |
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