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India-Pakistan
Baitullah sez S. Wazoo deal is off, Gov't claims accord is intact
2007-08-20
This being Afghanistan Pakistain, both claims are probably correct.
Baitullah Mehsud, a militant commander leading the insurgency in South Waziristan, on Saturday announced scrapping his peace agreement with the government. “It has been the government’s policy to force Mujahideen to scrap the peace deal. We tried our best to keep the agreement intact,” Zulfiqar Mehsud, a purported spokesman for the commander told Dawn on telephone. “The government violated the agreement, carried out air strikes and moved troops into our area,” he said.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
However, a senior government official said a jirga that went to meet militants on Saturday had negotiated a ceasefire that would lead to cessation of hostilities. Senator Saleh Shah from South Waziristan also said the agreement was intact. He said the statement of the militants’ spokesman had been misinterpreted by the media. The senator said he had talked to the spokesman who had denied having announced scrapping the agreement.“All that the spokesman said was that the government could imperil the peace agreement by deploying forces and conducting operations,” Senator Shah said.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
The government had signed a six-point peace agreement with Baitullah in February 2005 under which he had agreed not to protect and assist foreign militants, target government functionaries and installations or block work on development projects. In return, the government had granted amnesty to the commander and his supporters.

Militants in North Waziristan have already pulled out of a peace agreement they had signed with the government in September last year.

A group of militants belonging to the Ahmadzai Wazir tribe in South Waziristan said BaitullahÂ’s announcement would have no bearing on their truce with the government in Wana region. BaitullahÂ’s spokesman accused the government of breaching the agreement and killing his supporters in military actions over the past few days.
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...

(Owner hits the cage)

Owner: There, he moved!

Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!

Owner: I never!!

Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!

Owner: I never, never did anything...
Claiming responsibility for Thursday’s attack on security forces in Jagmalai area in which 11 soldiers were killed, the spokesman said Baitullah’s fighters would continue their activities against the government and its forces. “We attacked the security forces in Jagmalai, killed many of them and destroying their vehicles and Mujahideen will do it again and again, unless the government reviews its policy,” he said.
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!

(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)

Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.

Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?

Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.

Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.

Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
He, however, denied involvement of his group in the kidnapping of 16 men of the Frontier Corps on Aug 9, one of whom was found beheaded later.

An official of the South Waziristan administration said the 21-member jirga led by tribal parliamentarian Maulana Merajuddin met militants in Emar Raghzai and succeeded in effecting a ceasefire. “They were sent in three vehicles with white flags,” the official said.

He said the jirga also had held meetings in Barwand and it was heading back after succeeding in its efforts. “The jirga had tacit approval of Baitullah Mehsud,” the official claimed. He said that militants had agreed to let military convoys held up at two points move and to withdraw their fighters from mountain peaks. As a goodwill gesture, he said, the militants allowed an army helicopter to retrieve bodies of the soldiers killed on Thursday from Jagmalai.

“Things are going well,” the official said. “But since the area is so big, it obviously would take time for the militants to relay the message around. There is now calm,” he said.

The official said the militants had taken exception to the army setting up checkpoints, although they had no objection to troops’ movement in accordance with the February 2005 agreement. “We have been working on new peace arrangements with Baitullah Mehsud for the past 18-20 days but the Pakistan-Afghan jirga came and then it took the government a while to take stock of the situation and move ahead,” an official in Peshawar said.
Posted by:Seafarious

#2  Peshawar was bin Laden's home for a few years; Islamonazi #1 could be there to this day.
Posted by: Galactic Coordinator Thriger5652   2007-08-20 16:46  

#1  "of course we're mass murderers, but we ain't beheaders...we's got standards!"
Posted by: Frank G   2007-08-20 16:10  

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