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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Animal molester back in jail for entering barn
2007-08-02
A man convicted of having sexual contact with a deer carcass is back in jail for a probation violation. Bryan Hathaway, 22, is accused of violating his probation when he entered the large animal barn during the Head of the Lakes Fair on Friday, according to a report filed by Superior Police Sgt. Chris Kirchoff.

Kirchoff was called to the fairgrounds by two Superior firefighters, Vern Johnson and Lane Halverson. They told the police sergeant they had been approached by a female who told them she saw Hathaway in the animal barn “staring at a cow” from behind a poster board, the report states. The woman gave police a statement.
You can imagine how Buttercup must have felt just like a piece of meat.
Kirchoff located Hathaway, who allegedly admitted he was in the cow barn and the barn with the rabbits and birds, and acknowledged it was a violation of his probation. Hathaway told Kirchoff he was looking for a friend.

Hathaway allegedly offered Officer Gary Gothner money to take him home instead of to the jail. This morning, Hathaway remains in the Douglas County Jail.
Posted by:DepotGuy

#7  Hey, he was just there to try to make amends! :-b...O

Besides, so what if he was staring at the cow? The lights were on and there were people around, and he can't exactly strike up a converstion with it or something. If the judge thinks this "probation" is some sort of corrective therapy, he's crazier than Bryan! Once a cervinecrophiliac always a cervinecrophiliac, I say!
Posted by: gorb   2007-08-02 17:40  

#6  I'd suggest he's a sado-masochistic equine necrophiliac, but that would be beating a dead horse.
Posted by: mojo   2007-08-02 16:58  

#5  A Cervinecrophiliac. How special is that!
Posted by: BigEd   2007-08-02 15:00  

#4  Hathaway told Kirchoff he was looking for a friend.

"I was looking for a deer friend, officer. Had a dog once, but she turned on me, the b*tch .... "
Posted by: lotp   2007-08-02 12:19  

#3  Don't knock it till you've tried it!
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2007-08-02 11:18  

#2  A dead deer molester? What makes ya say that?
Posted by: mojo   2007-08-02 10:33  

#1  Sounds like Bryan has...issues.
Posted by: tu3031   2007-08-02 09:07  

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