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Naked Couple Hospitalized Following Wreck | ||
2007-08-02 | ||
![]() Decided to remove their wet clothing after day at Schlitterbahn a huge water park (slides and the like) One state trooper says he's never seen anything like it.
Not that there's anything wrong with that. Under Texas law, you're not committing a crime if you're naked where nobody can see you. And with tinted windshields, being naked inside an SUV might not in and of itself be against the law. But troopers say the couple was drinking.
State Trooper Rick Alvarez says beer cans and the couple's wet clothing were still in the SUV. Channeling Marilyn Monroe, Alvarez said, 'the only thing they had on was the radio.' No charges are expected. | ||
Posted by:Sherry |
#5 Well, since I am a classical music fan, and have been working in a radioless office all this day, I can only thank my lucky stars I have been spared the outpouring of wit... At least, they didn't havta worry about the emergency room crew seeing their underwear! But Schlitterbahn is a really terrific waterpark, although the way it's been raining in South Texas all summer, most suburban streets have been doing a very nice imitation of a water flume off and on over the last couple of months! |
Posted by: Sgt. Mom 2007-08-02 15:15 |
#4 There are one million stories in the naked city, and this is one of the nakedest. |
Posted by: Mike 2007-08-02 14:56 |
#3 The Bare Facts speak for themselves |
Posted by: BigEd 2007-08-02 14:53 |
#2 No comment yet from Mr. Bishop or Mrs. Ridden about their whereabouts on the day of the accident..... |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-08-02 14:30 |
#1 Yeah, but were they good-looking? |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-08-02 13:19 |