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Sacramento: "Testicle-Free Zone"
2007-08-01
"We cannot have intact testicles on government property. As California government officials, at least the ones on our side, will attest to, Sacramento is a testicle-free zone."

Lots of really good quotes from that article. I'm hoping the guy who said the above -- Nender -- is purposefully pulling a prank, because some of what he says is just WAY out there -- but I fear it's not satire.
Posted by:Rob Crawford

#9  SHades of the AKAKA Bill???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-08-01 21:27  

#8  I live near the Capital, I have been to the Capital, and I can tell you for a fact that it is a "Testical Free Zone" for the most part.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2007-08-01 10:52  

#7  Because in California, you just never know.
Posted by: Abu Uluque6305   2007-08-01 10:46  

#6  LOL! I'ma bookmarking officialnewsagency.com as one site on the level of the Onion. Of course, what's sad is that we had to do more research to see if the quotes were real or not (reality seems to reflect the satire in many areas of this country, sadly).
Posted by: BA   2007-08-01 08:56  

#5  I believe it. No-one has testicles or a backbone in Sacramento anymore. Or DC for that matter...
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-08-01 07:56  

#4  The Governator's set were preshrunk from exposure to Kennedys steroids.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-08-01 00:51  

#3  Well it certainly explains what happened to Ah-nold when he went there.
Posted by: OldSpook   2007-08-01 00:29  

#2  Apparently a gag

It still might not hurt to double-check. ;-)
Posted by: gorb   2007-08-01 00:24  

#1  Apparently a gag. Researched here
Posted by: James   2007-08-01 00:08  

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