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US army officer puts 'solution to Iraq war' on eBay
2007-07-17
Posted by:anonymous5089

#5  I'll buy it if it involves removal of US troops from urban areas of Iraq; allows ethnic cleansing to clear all Shiites south of the Tigris River in Baghdad; permits heavy air bombardment against ANY built up area controlled by terrorists; flattening of al-Sadr's rat-hole; halts Iranian movement into Iraq; imposes disproportionate retaliation as the first rule of engagement; annihilation any mosque where a cleric declares jihad terror against an American; removal of the Iraqi Parliament from office and grants regional government status to Sunnis, Kurds and Shiites (out of Iranian control); imposition of shoot on sight orders against anyone selling de-cap videos; imposes depopulation of unauthorized persons from within 5 miles of an oil pipeline (secured urban sections being excepted); destruction of the nearest 4 buildings to an IED explosion site or sniper nest, and the nearest mosque; air support to hair-trigger search and destroy missions conducted by the Iraq Army.

What? No more defenses of the status quo?
Posted by: McZoid   2007-07-17 20:24  

#4  It's probably similar to my secret plan for any given team to win the World Series.
Posted by: kelly   2007-07-17 14:05  

#3  The solution is to transmit the launch codes for the entire compliment of missiles/warheads to ONE of our Fleet Ballistic Missile Submarines. Target? The MME!
Posted by: Natural Law   2007-07-17 12:33  

#2  Ahem, if he is an Army officer, and he has ANY information that is germane to the issue, he has a DUTY to report it to his superiors, not put it up for bid at auction...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2007-07-17 11:47  

#1  Ah, you gotta love capitalism! I wonder if Bushitler/Cheney will make a bid?
Posted by: BA   2007-07-17 09:11  

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