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US army officer puts 'solution to Iraq war' on eBay |
2007-07-17 |
Posted by:anonymous5089 |
#5 I'll buy it if it involves removal of US troops from urban areas of Iraq; allows ethnic cleansing to clear all Shiites south of the Tigris River in Baghdad; permits heavy air bombardment against ANY built up area controlled by terrorists; flattening of al-Sadr's rat-hole; halts Iranian movement into Iraq; imposes disproportionate retaliation as the first rule of engagement; annihilation any mosque where a cleric declares jihad terror against an American; removal of the Iraqi Parliament from office and grants regional government status to Sunnis, Kurds and Shiites (out of Iranian control); imposition of shoot on sight orders against anyone selling de-cap videos; imposes depopulation of unauthorized persons from within 5 miles of an oil pipeline (secured urban sections being excepted); destruction of the nearest 4 buildings to an IED explosion site or sniper nest, and the nearest mosque; air support to hair-trigger search and destroy missions conducted by the Iraq Army. What? No more defenses of the status quo? |
Posted by: McZoid 2007-07-17 20:24 |
#4 It's probably similar to my secret plan for any given team to win the World Series. |
Posted by: kelly 2007-07-17 14:05 |
#3 The solution is to transmit the launch codes for the entire compliment of missiles/warheads to ONE of our Fleet Ballistic Missile Submarines. Target? The MME! |
Posted by: Natural Law 2007-07-17 12:33 |
#2 Ahem, if he is an Army officer, and he has ANY information that is germane to the issue, he has a DUTY to report it to his superiors, not put it up for bid at auction... |
Posted by: M. Murcek 2007-07-17 11:47 |
#1 Ah, you gotta love capitalism! I wonder if Bushitler/Cheney will make a bid? |
Posted by: BA 2007-07-17 09:11 |