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-Short Attention Span Theater-
"Here, hold my beer"
2007-07-15
An Alabama woman died after she fell 15 feet from an apartment balcony, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office. Jessica Ashley Hawkins, 20, asked two friends to take her to the hospital after she struck the ground headfirst Thursday evening.
Hawkins was attempting a handstand from the balcony when she fell.
Hawkins was attempting a handstand from the balcony when she fell.

Hawkins lost consciousness in the car on the way to the hospital, according to a sheriff's incident report. She was taken to Winter Park Hospital, transferred to the Orlando Regional Medical Center and died at 11:35 p.m., according to the report.
"This really is a tragedy," sheriff's spokesman Jim Solomons said.
"This really is a tragedy," sheriff's spokesman Jim Solomons said. "Both of the young lady's friends were very, very distraught."

Hawkins -- a former University of Central Florida student -- was visiting her boyfriend when she fell, the Orlando Sentinel reported. "What this was was a gathering of friends. The investigation revealed nothing had gotten out of hand," Solomons said. "By all appearances, this is just a very, very tragic accident."
NO. An accident would be if she tripped and fell. Doing a handstand on an upper story balcony is Darwin's Law and "Jackass" combined. I'd bet alcohol was involved
Posted by:Frank G

#4  Hawkins lost consciousness in the car on the way to the hospital

Guess her pals shouldn't have stopped for those burgers after all.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-07-15 15:45  

#3  she struck the ground headfirst

Thereby landing on her least used appendage. "Idiot" doesn't even come close.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-07-15 15:42  

#2  If you're going to be stupid, ya gotta be tough!
Posted by: Besoeker   2007-07-15 12:07  

#1  She is a definite Darwin finalist.
Posted by: wxjames   2007-07-15 11:55  

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