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Convict sues God
2007-07-15
A man serving a 20-year sentence for murder has been rebuffed so far in his effort to sue God for breach of contract by failing to protect him from evil and turning him over to Satan who encouraged him to kill.

Pavel Mircea, 40, filed his lawsuit in the western Romanian town of Timisoara, charging God with failure to fulfill an agreement Micera alleged was made at his baptism. "He was supposed to protect me from all evils and instead he gave me to Satan who encouraged me to kill," he charged.

In the lawsuit, Mircea listed "God, resident in heaven, represented in Romania by the Orthodox church" as the defendant, according to the Romanian daily Evenimentul Zilei. God's alleged dereliction, according to Mircea including fraud, breach of trust, abuse of a position of authority and misappropriation of goods — all crimes, the plaintiff noted, under the Romanian criminal code.

Micera said that God had accepted his prayers and sacrificial offerings without providing any services in return. Thus far, Micera is not getting an answer to his prayer to the court for relief, either.

The Timisoara public prosecutor rejected the case, saying God is not a person in the eyes of the law and does not have a legal address where he could be served with court papers.

Micera may get off lucky if his case ends there. As WND reported, Italian atheist Luigi Cascioli was ordered to pay a $1,900 judgment after a court ruled he had filed a fraudulent suit against an Italian priest for saying Jesus Christ existed.

Cascioli contended the cleric violated a law that forbids deceiving the public. The atheist said the priest, who had publicly criticized him for casting doubt on the truth of the gospels, had no evidence Jesus ever existed. Specifically, he claimed two Italian laws had been broken: the "abuse of popular belief'' — which amounts to intentionally deceiving someone — and "impersonation" — meaning one gains by giving a false name to someone.

He's in big enough trouble in the afterlife as it is. He shouldn't add to it.

Though there is the question of where God will find a lawyer. None up there.
Posted by:Gary and the Samoyeds

#6  Probably looking to bolster his insanity appeal. Or could be a Donk. Or both. >:-)
Posted by: gorb   2007-07-15 19:31  

#5  Pavel seems to have gone one step up from the famous case, United States ex rel. Mayo v. Satan & His Staff, 54 F.R.D. 282 (W.D. Pa. 1971).
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2007-07-15 18:03  

#4  You accept your own demons. Case closed.
Posted by: newc   2007-07-15 15:24  

#3  God may not be able to find a lawyer, but I'm sure Lucifer would be able to provide one pro bono. After all, he and God used to be buddies.
Posted by: SteveS   2007-07-15 15:03  

#2  Baptized at birth, if he's Orthodox. Chrismated too,, i.e. annointing with oil on the forehead, the hands and the feet.

But it's not magic - or a contract, for that part. It's a covenant, which can be broken on his part and apparently has been.
Posted by: lotp   2007-07-15 14:31  

#1  charging God with failure to fulfill an agreement Micera alleged was made at his baptism.

I'm not a lawyer, but..
If the gentleman was baptised as a baby, as is the custom in Orthodox and Catholic churches, he wasn't capable of entering into a contract anyway. Perhaps he should consider suing his parents and godparents for entering into such a ruinous contract on his behalf.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-07-15 14:11  

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