No it was not badgers...
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| -Signs, Portents, and the Weather- |
| Giant badgers terrorise Iraqi port city |
| 2007-07-11 |
| THE Iraqi port city of Basra, already prey to a nasty turf war between rival militia factions, has now been gripped by a scary rumour – giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans. The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces. Local farmers have caught and killed several of the beasts, but this has done nothing to dispel the rumour. Iraqi scientists have attempted to calm things down. However, the story has spread like wildfire in the streets of the city and the villages round about. Mushtaq Abdul-Mahdi, director of Basra's veterinary hospital, has inspected the corpses of several badgers and tries to reassure Iraqis that the animals are not a new post-war arrival in the region. “These animals appeared before the fall of the regime in 1986. They are known as Al-Ghirayri and locally as Al-Girta,” he told AFP. “Talk that this animal was brought by the British forces is incorrect and unscientific.” Not everybody is convinced. “I believe this animal appeared following a raid to the region by the British forces,” said Ali Mohsen, a farmer in his 40s from Karmat Ali, near the air base used by the multinational force. “As we are close to the airport, they probably released this animal into the area.” British troops have been based in Basra since the 2003 US-led invasion overthrew dictator Saddam Hussein, and the 5500 that remain still face the threat of Shiite militias battling for the region's oil resources. They also have to battle the Iraqi rumour mill, as locals are quick to blame them for almost any calamity that befalls the area – including an apparent plague of vicious badgers with long claws and powerful jaws. British army spokesman Major David Gell said the animals were thought to be a kind of honey badger – melivora capensis – which can be fierce but are not usually dangerous to humans unless provoked. “They are native to the region but rare in Iraq. They're nocturnal carnivores with a fearsome reputation, but they don't stalk humans and carry them back to their lair,” he said. Both the scientists and the soldiers agree that the badger ought not to be a danger to humans, but so far they have failed to reassure the populace. “I was sleeping at night when this strange animal hit me on my head. I have not seen such an animal before. My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer,” Suad Hassan, a 30-year-old housewife said. “It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey. It runs so quickly.” Cell phone video of the badgers circulating in Basra shows a stocky skunk-like animal with long front claws. The honey badger, or ratel, is known as a brave predator capable of killing a cobra. It weighs up to 14kg. Sattar Jabbar, a 50-year-old local farmer from Abu Sakhar north of Basra, believes the badger can tackle even large prey. “I saw it three days ago at night attacking animals. It even ate a cow. It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards. I missed it,” he said. |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #13 Frank - hehe heheheheh |
| Posted by: 3dc 2007-07-11 23:34 |
| #12 if only they were Beavers! They could be killed at will for not wearing Burkas! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-07-11 22:25 |
| #11 Killing and eating people is one thing, but can they kill the GIANT SPIDERS OF ALLAH? They might be our only hope. |
| Posted by: bruce 2007-07-11 20:24 |
| #10 giant badgers are stalking the streets by night, eating humans. The animals were allegedly released into the area by British forces. Wait until the Brits ask their Druids to curse you, Ahmads! |
| Posted by: gromgoru 2007-07-11 19:32 |
| #9 No it was not badgers... |
| Posted by: BigEd 2007-07-11 17:46 |
| #8 Wasn't this a made-for-TV movie on SciFi a few years back? |
| Posted by: eLarson 2007-07-11 16:45 |
| #7 Excellent... |
| Posted by: Halliburton - Giant Badger Division 2007-07-11 15:24 |
| #6 Quick! Send in Mutual of Omaha's Marlin Perkins and his faithful sidekick Jim to 1) wrestle the giant Iraqi Badgers and 2) lean against the Land Rover quaffing a vodka daquairi whilst selling insurance..... |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-07-11 14:56 |
| #5 I guess this old area man was not exaggerating, if they can eat sctrotums, they can surely eat cows. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-07-11 14:02 |
| #4 In attacks on larger targets, the honey badger will often target the scrotum, biting and not letting go, snarling and thrashing its' head about until the exhausted victim collapses. Sounds like just the thing for Basra. Can we FedEx one to Mookie in Iran? |
| Posted by: Bobby 2007-07-11 13:59 |
| #3 I think Basra is entitled to hold as it's official motto from this day forward the saying: 'We don't need no stinkin' badgers.' |
| Posted by: wxjames 2007-07-11 13:23 |
| #2 http://www.darryl.com/badges/allindex.shtml |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2007-07-11 13:09 |
| #1 http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/ |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-07-11 12:10 |