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Burned UK Suspect Unlikely to Survive
2007-07-10
Posted by:anonymous5089

#27  I hope he burns!!!!, ummm nevermind.
Posted by: Ol Dirty American   2007-07-10 23:01  

#26  I can still see the violin
Posted by: gorb   2007-07-10 21:16  

#25  I think it was the kick to the balls that put him over the edge...
Posted by: Raj   2007-07-10 20:35  

#24  All in all I would agree with OP too--but no flowers.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-07-10 20:30  

#23  I am with old patriot on this one.

Posted by: Drive By Lurker   2007-07-10 20:03  

#22  
Posted by: doc   2007-07-10 17:30  

#21  It couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole, 'moose.

He can't join his brethren in HELL soon enough. Then he can really suffer.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-07-10 17:05  

#20  Remember that he is probably getting the best medical help the NHS can provide. Poor bugger.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-07-10 16:12  

#19  We could shake/wake him and see if he's any shape to accept the Darwin Award.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-07-10 15:16  

#18  The evil side of me says keep him alive as long as possible to maximize the pain.
The good side of me says it is cruel...
I suggest a coin flip and let the quantum gods decide.
Posted by: 3dc   2007-07-10 15:07  

#17  OP, I agree with your prescription, but I do believe that, as previously suggested, his burns be treated with lard and it clearly explained to him where lard comes from.
Posted by: RWV   2007-07-10 14:57  

#16  One of my uncles died from burns suffered in a work accident. I know what kind of agony he went through, and I don't wish that kind of pain on anyone, even this perp. He's probably burned so badly he can't talk. Just shoot him full of heroin and let him die peacefully in his dreams. He will suffer enough pain when he reaches hell.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2007-07-10 14:52  

#15  Send the flowers to HELL because that's where he is going. On second thought don't send flowers (not that I thought you would). Screw the bastard.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-07-10 14:16  

#14  is it too late to request that lard be spread over the burns to ease the pain? it worked for me whenever i burnt my hands, Mom said so, and you gotta trust Mom.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-07-10 14:14  

#13  Awww...too bad.....where do I send flowers? Hahahaha.
Posted by: Broadhead6   2007-07-10 14:10  

#12  My heart pumps piss. At least he's getting a foretaste of his hereafter.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-07-10 14:00  

#11  Gee... that's too bad.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-07-10 13:58  

#10  If he couldn't stand the heat, he should have stayed out of the kitchen. Burns are very very painful--the worst kind of pain.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-07-10 13:57  

#9  5 grand a day it's costing to keep that filth alive - so I do hope they've been squirting him full of blabber juice.
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2007-07-10 13:53  

#8  #5 - Penguin, but the US Servicemen get US medical care.
Posted by: Rambler   2007-07-10 13:45  

#7  Virgins await him, virgin Kuwaiti truck drivers that is.
Posted by: Icerigger   2007-07-10 13:30  

#6  Is reminding him that there are no virgins waiting for him cruel in this case?
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2007-07-10 13:18  

#5  I bet that there are US Servicemen who were burned worse and pulled through.
Posted by: Penguin   2007-07-10 13:14  

#4  Some wishes do come true! Funny how his injuries will have given him a taste of his eternity.
Posted by: GORT   2007-07-10 13:11  

#3  Hmmmm...sounds painful. Not that that bothers me...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-07-10 13:01  

#2  
Posted by: Mike   2007-07-10 12:44  

#1  Did the MOD have a chance to interogate him?
Posted by: Steven   2007-07-10 12:44  

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