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| Hamas discovers sex tapes of Fatah members used as blackmail by the security forces |
| 2007-06-27 |
| Hey, big boy, is that a mysterious object in your pants, or are you just glad to see me? Bethlehem – Ma’an – The Israeli newspaper, Maariv, reported on Wednesday that Hamas discovered videotapes during the seizure of power in the Gaza Strip that reveal the corruption of the security forces and the sexual deviancy of several Fatah leaders. Oh! Achmed! That goat is hot!!! Maariv reported that Hamas members discovered dozens of recorded sexual encounters of leading figures, which were being used by the security forces as blackmail. According to Maariv, Fatah ordered the videotapes to be destroyed so they did not fall into the hands of Hamas. So what'll it be tonight, Achmed? "Weekend at Mo Dahlan's"? Nah, we saw that last night... Hamas said the videotapes involve several Fatah ministers and prominent leaders. Maariv added that many of the tapes remain in the hands of Hamas. Really? I'da figured they'd want to keep their hands free. At least one of them... Maariv said that the videotapes show several Fatah leaders committing infidelity. Is it infidelity if it involves barnyard animals? The videotapes were recorded in several locations including offices, hotels, hospitals and houses. The purpose of the recordings was to recruit agents and collaborators and blackmail Fatah officials. I wonder if they had those thumpy, heavy bass soundtracks? The paper added that some of the videotapes were recordings of Hamas leaders, one of whom was forced to collaborate with Fatah against Hamas. The tape showed him cheating on his wife. Ewwwwww...I hope it wasn't Warty Nose. Maariv added that some of the women who appeared in the tapes were imported prostitutes. Maariv’s reporter said that he had seen one of the tapes which was recorded in a hospital and involved a doctor with a girl. The reporter said that this type of blackmail is very common. A doctor and a girl? Ain't that original. No pizza delivery guys in Gaza? No TV repairmen? Maariv’s reporter concluded that Hamas are very satisfied by their discovery, which they intend to use to blackmail the Fatah figures recorded on the tapes. Very satisfied? Just don't get them too sticky, guys... |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #12 I've got a video of Saeb Erekat in drag and a blowup doll. If you don't send me $500 I'll post it. I'm NOT kidding. Don't call the police Bah! I bid $600.00 but only if I get the exclusive YouTube rights. The Paleos have a society that looks like something from a zombie movie, where everyone is running around trying to kill each one or eat each others' brains. Shieldwolf, you're making the dangerous assumption that Palestinians actually have any brains at all. Gaza and the West Bank make "Night of the Living Dead" look like an MBA Master Class tutorial production. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-06-27 20:22 |
| #11 I've got a video of Saeb Erekat in drag and a blowup doll. If you don't send me $500 I'll post it. I'm NOT kidding. Don't call the police |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-06-27 19:41 |
| #10 TW, when I think of Gaza I see Hobbes silently pointing his finger at the latest good example of his prescience. I am also reminded of Kipling's "The Gods of the Copybook Headings." People just keep having to learn the same hard lessons and some people, like the muzzies, simply never do. |
| Posted by: Mac 2007-06-27 18:35 |
| #9 A war of all against all, and life is nasty, brutish and short, Shieldwolf? |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2007-06-27 17:29 |
| #8 Nope, sinse, you are not. Most street gangs have more sense of duty, honor, and loyalty than any of the Paleos; the Paleos have a society that looks like something from a zombie movie, where everyone is running around trying to kill each one or eat each others' brains. |
| Posted by: Shieldwolf 2007-06-27 17:24 |
| #7 am i the only one that thinks the bloods and crips are run better than any paleo gov? |
| Posted by: sinse 2007-06-27 15:51 |
| #6 Another huge win-win in the ongoing Palestinian melt-down. If these tossers can sufficiently discredit Abbas' crew then the Terrortories might be forced to consider electing a whole new crew. Either way, it is of vital importance that the mask be ripped from the PA for all time. Hamas has already let their's slip as they violently impose shari'a crapulence in Gaza. The more disarray they are in the less time they have for killing Jews. Of greater importance is how spending more time each other's throats only increases the likelihood that they will ask for Israel's help in pruning out key operatives. None of this takes into account how the top Palestinian brass will be even easier to spot amongst the ever increasing rubble. A really big win will be when Lebanon finally gets tired of their Islamic crapfest and gives the IDF coordinates for Meshaal's lair. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-06-27 14:43 |
| #5 Yah yah, fatah, ya hamas, ya ya - enough - I want to know if they found the girls... |
| Posted by: flash91 2007-06-27 13:48 |
| #4 Hamas said the videotapes involve several Fatah ministers and prominent leaders. Any of the infamous Arafish tapes rumored to exist by ex-KGB types? |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2007-06-27 12:45 |
| #3 They had to import the prostitutes because no one would touch the locals with a 20' pole. |
| Posted by: Rob Crawford 2007-06-27 12:34 |
| #2 See now if they was in the U.S. they could be the next Demoncrat President. |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2007-06-27 12:33 |
| #1 Whew! Imported prostitutes...for a moment there I thought there might have been less-than-perfect Palestenian women out there, desperate for money. |
| Posted by: gromky 2007-06-27 12:15 |