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Should We Clone Neanderthals?
2007-06-27
Should we clone a caveman?

Scientists at Leipzig's Max Planck Institute are trying to decipher the complete genome of Neanderthals, using sophisticated sequencing techniques to piece together fragments of DNA preserved in ancient bones.
You could probably find Caveman DNA in Gaza or Waziristan.
They say they hope their findings will shed light on the development of language and culture in modern humans. Clearly, though, the real news here is that completing the genome would make it theoretically possible to clone a Neanderthal. The lead scientist behind the project, Dr Paabo, says it would be fascinating, but claims ethical concerns "would totally preclude such an experiment".

Dartmouth ethicist Ronald M Green, however, has already told the New York Times that there's a decent case for cloning cavemen. "If we learn this is a species that was wrongly pushed off the stage of history, there is something of a moral argument for bringing it back," he notes, adding that his main concern would be "for a child born alone in the world with no relatives".
I'm trying to figure how Neanderthals were "wrongly pushed off the stage of history." Is the implication that those nasty Cro-Magnon ancestors of ours were responsible? Was it a deep-laid conspiracy? A nefarious plot? Perhaps we're taking our sympathy for the underdog to silly extremes under the cloak of ethics. Better, perhaps, to bring back the dodo bird, which was larger and presumably just as tasty as the turkey, or the passenger pigeon, which wasn't as large but which was apparently also delicious, since it was actually hunted out.
Posted by:McZoid

#13  > "If we learn this is a species that was wrongly pushed off the stage of history, there is something of a moral argument for bringing it back,"

This is just an "logical" extension of the welfare state policy of supporting disgenics.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2007-06-27 20:41  

#12  I'm trying to figure how Neanderthals were "wrongly pushed off the stage of history.

Poor immigration control.
Posted by: gorb   2007-06-27 14:15  

#11  Once you clone a small group, then common decency says they deserve a place to live comparable to their original habitat.

We could give them back France.
Posted by: KBK   2007-06-27 10:51  

#10  They could all work for Geico.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-06-27 07:45  

#9  "If we learn this is a species that was wrongly pushed off the stage of history,..."

Bush's fault?
Posted by: Mark E.   2007-06-27 07:14  

#8  At the end of the last ice age, a great many species that evolved for the cold disappeared. Save the information, and use it to help us quickly evolve should the latest climate change fad (not global warming, but cooling! Oh noooo!!!) come about. Isaac Asimov addressed the plight of the resurrected individual in his story "The Ugly Little Boy". There's no ambiguity about how morally wrong it would be to do this.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-06-27 04:58  

#7  Should We Clone Neanderthals?

No, the Dems and Rinos have enough voters.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2007-06-27 02:09  

#6  There were some interesting hints a year or so ago (NYT article, IIRC) that RNA played a larger role than expected in heredity. That makes sense: the egg cell's RNA is also present, and could be important in how the DNA is expressed. If so, then the first generation cross-species clone would not quite be the real McCoy; you'd have to breed the clones together to get something close to the original. (Assuming you didn't get mules)

In any event, Dartmouth should fire Green and hire Paabo.
Posted by: James   2007-06-27 01:51  

#5  Hey, sure, yewbetcha. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Seafarious   2007-06-27 01:27  

#4  "If we learn this is a species that was wrongly pushed off the stage of history, there is something of a moral argument for bringing it back,"

It's called survival of the fittest you ignorant simpleton!

We survived! They didn't! That's not right nor wrong, it just IS!!!

This person is an ignorant fool, not a scientist.

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2007-06-27 01:19  

#3  Clone Neanderthals?

Sure! why not? It'll give the muzzies something to aspire to...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2007-06-27 00:57  

#2  Aren't there enough islamists?
Posted by: Alistaire Flinese5126   2007-06-27 00:55  

#1  They never disappeared. They are the sub-species known as politicians.
Posted by: 3dc   2007-06-27 00:53  

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