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Judge Loses $54 Million Pants Lawsuit, Is Ordered to Pay Cleaners' Court Costs
2007-06-25
Just posted --
Posted by:Sherry

#16  Nifong him
Posted by: KBK   2007-06-25 21:31  

#15  If that moron expects laughable awards, we have to believe that he doles out laughable awards. I have no confidence in his ability to act either impartially or produce objective work product. He should be sacked.
Posted by: McZoid   2007-06-25 18:06  

#14  The irony here is that he never wears pants under his robe.

Wooo hooo - BREEZY
Posted by: flash91   2007-06-25 16:23  

#13  They may be only pants to all of you but they were my bread and butter. I was hoping they'd be my lucky pants.
Posted by: Judge Roy L. (Bean) Pearson   2007-06-25 15:14  

#12  I was going to add that I am not sure of the DC rules but up to a couple of years ago an ALJ didn't require a Law Degree here in California.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2007-06-25 14:35  

#11  this asshat is a judge!! these east coasters who sue over the sniffles or whatever they feel is offending them at the time has got to stop, throw the guy in the slammer for 2 yeaRS AND LET HIM MULL THE PROSPECT OF RUINING SOMEONES LIFE WITH AN unwarrented lawsuit while he stews in jail.
Posted by: Slats Uloluting2658   2007-06-25 14:06  

#10  I can't believe you people have no sympathy for this poor man!

Cuffs, for God's sake!...
Posted by: mojo   2007-06-25 14:00  

#9  No tickee, no laundry! Chop, chop!
Posted by: Natural Law   2007-06-25 12:23  

#8  According to Overlawyered.com, the court costs are relatively minor, and do not include the defendants legal costs. Also, Judge Pearson is planning to appeal. After all, what does he have to lose (other than his dignity)? If the dry cleaner firm settles for only one percent of the $54 million, he still gets $500K.
Posted by: Rambler   2007-06-25 12:14  

#7  His claim was rejected because of how he spelled "breeches of promise". [rimshot]
Posted by: Zenster   2007-06-25 12:12  

#6  Just when I think all is lost I see a glimmer of hope in America.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2007-06-25 11:23  

#5  Aw, comon. The judge took it in the pants. Too bad he didn't lose his job, also...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2007-06-25 11:02  

#4  Sounds like he washed out and was put through the wringer.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-06-25 10:42  

#3  C'mon guys. This is comedy gold. Can't anyone build some jokes out of;

"Lost his shirt"
"Taken to the cleaners"
"Didn't have a leg to stand on"

Really - these are underhanded lobs.
Posted by: GORT    2007-06-25 10:34  

#2  Oppss -- I just knew I put this in Local... sorry Mods -- moving it would not hurt my feeligs! Thanks
Posted by: Sherry   2007-06-25 10:27  

#1  My son attended both days of the trial. At least five countries sent crews to cover this.
Posted by: mhw   2007-06-25 10:27  

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