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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Fun with Arafat's Peace Prize medal
2007-06-18
Jules Crittenden

LootingÂ’s something I happen to know a thing or two about, and I have to commend these Hamas gentlemen on their keen sense of irony in scoring YasserÂ’s Nobel Peace Prize medal. ItÂ’s not like that tin gong is actually worth a damn. But I bet the guys have been having a good time with it tonight. LetÂ’s check in at Abu Grab:

Achmed:

Now Farouk, one more time. You pretend you are the filthy Jew. I am Yasser. I will shake your hand. See how important I am as everybody pays attention to me and my picture is on the Time magazine cover!

Farouk:

But Achmed, you said I would get to be Yasser and wear the medal this time. I am tired of being the filthy Jew. Give me that!

Achmed:

Come on, you know my Yasser impersonation is better than yours! And your Jew is very good!

Farouk:

OK, OK, Achmed, this last time. But I will not do my exploding martyr impersonation at the end. I am tired of doing that.

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Go read the rest of it.
Posted by:Mike

#9  You can have the prize if you take Jimmuh, too, please!
Posted by: SR-71   2007-06-18 15:18  

#8  I am waiting for the sequel: you know where somebody breaks into Jimmah's Fortress of Peanuts and swuipes his......
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-06-18 14:46  

#7  Yeah, where's the dialogue where Acmed gets pissed at Farouk and kills him?

Arafat got the Piece Prize during the Carter administration as a bribe to stop terrorism for a time. Stopping fighting is equated with great accomplishments on the peace front. Only a demented dhimmicrat could come up with this. I'm having trouble writing this for laughing. :)
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-06-18 14:11  

#6  BASTARDS!!! IT'S MINE!!! GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!! OR I'll COME DOWN THERE AND CLAW OUT HANIYEH'S EYES WITH MY WELL MANICURED NAILS!!!
YOU KNOW I MEAN BUSINESS!
Posted by: Suha Arafat   2007-06-18 11:00  

#5  Believe there is several thousand dollars worth of gold in the thing.

"There's never been a better time to buy swipe gold!"
Posted by: Mike   2007-06-18 10:51  

#4  bet you could get at least $20k for it on eBay
Posted by: mhw   2007-06-18 10:42  

#3  Believe there is several thousand dollars worth of gold in the thing.
Posted by: RWV   2007-06-18 10:40  

#2  I canÂ’t think of a more appropriate way for that worthless piece of junk (Nobel Peace Prize) that was presented to that terrorist Yassar Arafish. Hopefully the yoobs will trade it to buy bomb material to takeout the next un peace delegation that shows up.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2007-06-18 10:17  

#1  As long he doesn't ask "Can you yelp like a hyena?"
Posted by: Gary and the Samoyeds   2007-06-18 08:35  

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