Awwwww, Lindsay, I'm soooooooooooo disappointed in you...
NEW YORK - Lindsay Lohan, who was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday in Beverly Hills, Calif., was photographed less than 48 hours later slumped in the passenger seat of a car.
Now wait a second. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt. She could be working on the same bender...
Web site X17online.com posted the photos Monday, which it said were taken early that morning at a gas station after the 20-year-old actress left the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, Calif., with a girlfriend.
Passed out at a gas station? That doesn't sound very glamorous. That sounds like something I could do.
The photos show Lohan, wearing a gray hooded sweat shirt, with her mouth open and her eyes shut, apparently asleep.
Nah, I'll bet a lotsa guys have seen that one before. And I'll bet she was wide awake...
Another photo shows her kneeling on the ground, her back to the camera, apparently before getting into the vehicle.
Such nice manners, gacking before you enter the car. She's been raised well...
Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lohan's publicist, didn't return repeated phone calls and e-mail messages from The Associated Press seeking comment.
Hi, this is Leslie. Please leave a message and if I decide not to jump off this ledge, I'll get right back to you...
Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday after her convertible struck a curb in Beverly Hills, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.
Aw, c'mon, offisha. This Bevelee Hills. That could be anybuddies. Hey, your cute...
The actress and two other people were riding in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. It appeared Lohan was speeding, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference.
The cops must have her plate number carved into their dashboards.
Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan wasn't carrying it.
She has people for that...
Lohan, who spent time at a rehabilitation center earlier this year, was driven in another car to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries, McCann said.
Broken nostrils?
McCann declined to comment on her blood-alcohol level. He said the case will be presented to the District Attorney's Office where Lohan could face more charges, including felonies. Her tentative arraignment date is Aug. 24.
August 24, 2007: "Oh, no, your honor. This time rehab has really, really worked for me. And, do you want me to find Jesus or something, because I can have my people work on that..."
Lohan said in January that she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment. Her publicist confirmed in December that the actress was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. She told Allure magazine during an interview for its May issue that she decided to enter the secluded Wonderland Center at the suggestion of her therapist.
Maybe her therapist can now recommend the secluded LA County Jail for Boss Dyke's brand of rehab ...
Her latest movie, "Georgia Rule," is in theaters. Her other screen credits include "Mean Girls," "Bobby," "A Prairie Home Companion" and "Freaky Friday."
Classics all. I can see now why this woman rates all the attention. But we all love a freak show...