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| Update: Shawish caught in "The Act" by IDF |
| 2007-05-29 |
| . . . According to Israeli security officials and Palestinian sources in Ramallah speaking to WND, the terrorist was arrested while having car sex just a few hundred feet from late PLO leader Yasser Arafat's gravesite. . . . According to Israeli security officials and Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades sources in Ramallah, Shawish was arrested after the Israeli police stormed his jeep, which was parked in a lot outside the Muqata, about 200 feet from Arafat's grave. The sources said at the time of his arrest, Shawish was having intercourse in the back seat of his jeep with a Palestinian woman . . . . "Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!" "Freeze, IDF! Yer busted!" "Oh, no! No! No!" The woman was not his wife. The Brigades, founded by Arafat, largely considers the late PLO leader's resting place to be a sacred site. "It is said that you can see Paradise by the dashboard light from there." |
| Posted by:Mike |
| #14 Those IDF are sooo anticlimatic |
| Posted by: Captain America 2007-05-29 22:26 |
| #13 Could have been worse, instead of 200 feet away, they could have been sweating together ON TOP OF YASSER. Just picture that. If you dare. And then picture this; The skeleton hand of Havafat comes out of the grave and offers them ..... a box of baby wipes. |
| Posted by: tipper 2007-05-29 20:10 |
| #12 Time for both of them to be stoned to death as adulterers. Like a stopped clock, even Islam is right occassionally. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-05-29 18:12 |
| #11 So, did they "point and laugh?" 'Cause, y'know, I think that'd qualify as "torture" under the Andy guidelines... |
| Posted by: mojo 2007-05-29 17:44 |
| #10 Could have been worse, instead of 200 feet away, they could have been sweating together ON TOP OF YASSER. Just picture that. If you dare. Doing the nasty with Helen Thomas on Arafat's grave. Top that! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-05-29 14:45 |
| #9 200 feet from arafat's grave ... I'm a little surprised it was a woman. |
| Posted by: flash91 2007-05-29 12:06 |
| #8 Could have been worse, instead of 200 feet away, they could have been sweating together ON TOP OF YASSER. Just picture that. If you dare. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-05-29 11:05 |
| #7 I wonder if he burned his lips on the tailpipe? |
| Posted by: FOTSGreg 2007-05-29 10:39 |
| #6 ...about 200 feet from Arafat's grave So is that some kinda aphrodesiac over there? Because, if it is,...eww. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-05-29 09:39 |
| #5 Maybe the woman was "the little drummer girl". |
| Posted by: Penguin 2007-05-29 09:37 |
| #4 So... did her husband turn him in? |
| Posted by: 3dc 2007-05-29 09:30 |
| #3 Cars don't run so well with a potato up the tailpipe - I wonder if the same thing applies for certain potato 'substitutes'? Probably not, at least in Paleoland, unless the car is one of those European micro-cars, and it has a correspondingly micro-tailpipe. So how did Shawish get the car to stay still for long enough to have car sex? {After the long weekend my brain is generating really strange pictures from this story.} |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2007-05-29 09:17 |
| #2 ...while having car sex... As opposed to having goat or camel sex? |
| Posted by: Snearong Tojo2045 2007-05-29 08:50 |
| #1 that woman is gonna become a shaheed "voluntarily" |
| Posted by: PlanetDan 2007-05-29 08:47 |