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Iran: Western spy networks discovered
2007-05-27
TEHRAN, Iran (AP) - Iran said Saturday it has uncovered spy rings organized by the United States and its Western allies, claiming on state-run television that the espionage networks were made up of "infiltrating elements from the Iraqi occupiers."
Those aren't our spies. Our spies are much better than that.
The Intelligence Ministry has "succeeded in identifying and striking blows at several spy networks comprised of infiltrating elements from the Iraqi occupiers in western, southwestern and central Iran," said the statement, using shorthand for United States and its allies. The broadcast did not elaborate, saying further details would be published within days.
I'm waiting for them to show a picture of some '50s spy, much like they show pictures of out-of-date weapons systems as evidence of their new, glorious progress.
Meanwhile, the state IRNA news agency said the uncovered networks "enjoyed guidance from intelligence services of the occupying powers in Iraq" and also that "Iraqi groups" were "involved in the case."

Since the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq, Iran has often accused the United States and Britain of trying to undermine the security of the Islamic Republic. The allegations Saturday come two days before American and Iranian ambassadors are to meet in Baghdad to discuss ways to ease the crisis in Iraq. It remains unclear how the announcement will affect those talks, although it clearly reflects a toughening of Iran's stand.
Wotta coincidence, huh?
Posted by:Steve White

#12  The third button on every one of Ahmadineedsastraightjacket is a US spy camera and microphone pickup.

We're everywhere! We're everywhere!

Posted by: FOTSGreg   2007-05-27 18:24  

#11  God, if only we were that good at mis-direction and mis-information, but sadly we aren't....or maybe we are, or maybe we are good enough to make you think we aren't good enough, or maybe we are able to make you think we aren't thinking about making you think we are that good..... gee, confusing isn't it.....wilderness of mirrors.... and speaking as one who has had some insight into this, we aren't that good....or are we?
Posted by: JustABoutEnough   2007-05-27 17:21  

#10  There's only one solution, purge em.
Posted by: Glaimble Protector of the Apes4393   2007-05-27 15:21  

#9  Wait until they figure out that 2/3 of their population are spies for Western powers, including a dozen high generals in the Quds Brigade, IRGC, and the Iranian Air Force. One of our spies is one of Ahmedinnerjacket's drivers. Another is his part-time cook. We have spies everywhere! You cannot escape, you WILL be assimilated! Things will really get bad in a couple of weeks, when we get our Mind Control Ray calibrated. You'll be a spy for us, and you won't even know it.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2007-05-27 13:57  

#8  Wait until they figure out that 2/3 of their population are spies for Western powers, including a dozen high generals in the Quds Brigade, IRGC, and the Iranian Air Force. One of our spies is one of Ahmedinnerjacket's drivers. Another is his part-time cook. We have spies everywhere! You cannot escape, you WILL be assimilated! Things will really get bad in a couple of weeks, when we get our Mind Control Ray calibrated. You'll be a spy for us, and you won't even know it.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2007-05-27 13:56  

#7  Why do I constantly get the image of the "Spanish Inquisition" in my mind?

"Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it".
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-05-27 13:52  

#6  Ayatollah Ali Khamenei and Momoud Ahmadinejad are CIA operatives.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-05-27 10:57  

#5  Everybody, please try to keep in mind that in the Iranian mind, an unplugged Cisco router hub represents a "Western Spy Network".
Posted by: Zenster   2007-05-27 08:04  

#4  The American spies are everywhere! We need more loyalty tests! More informer! Higher rewards for identifying spies!

Anything to cover up the fact that Aminijihad is on the CIA payroll, tasked to destroy the Mad Mullahs.
Posted by: Bobby   2007-05-27 07:29  

#3  No, dipshits - those "spy rings" are just who we want you to think is spying for us.

Our spys in Iran are other people, not those poor saps we set up for you to catch. Yeesh.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-05-27 05:02  

#2  I can kinda guess under whose bed The Mossad! has been hanging out recently.

Correct me ifn I'm wrong, but try to avoid killing me. Thank you, in advance.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-05-27 03:55  

#1  Hey, do you want to know who a spy is?
Anyone who is not a Mullah.
Posted by: newc   2007-05-27 00:29  

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