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Hilton Traumatized by Jail Sentence
2007-05-16
Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence and is not capable of testifying in a civil lawsuit against her, the socialite-reality TV star's psychiatrist said.

Dr. Charles Sophy has been seeing Hilton, 26, for the past eight months and has talked with her several times since her May 4 hearing for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case, according to court papers.

Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time before testifying in a civil case brought against her by actress and diamond heiress Zeta Graff.

Messages left with Hilton's spokesman and lawyer were not immediately returned early Tuesday.
Posted by:Bobby

#23  She's only a flat tire away from a Country/Western song.....

She still has her Truck!

As for Paris. Here's hoping 45 days in the pink house will give her some appreciation of others. But then who are I kidding?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2007-05-16 23:24  

#22  Oh, c'mon, she's the new pretty blonde rich girl in prison. What's she got to worry about?

Coming around the final post and into the home stretch, it's tu3031 by three lengths, heading for the wire in his first daily double snarkfest award!
Posted by: Zenster   2007-05-16 22:46  

#21  She made a critically acclaimed internet film.
Posted by: Jinegum Peacock9131   2007-05-16 21:05  

#20  She lost her dog,

Let's not drag the litter dawg into it. That's sad. Ima wonder if SpringParis.com is avilable.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-05-16 19:30  

#19  "Hilton Traumatized by Jail Sentence"

And I'm supposed to give a fat rat's ass in Hell because....?

Welcome to the real world, cookie.

No 600-count linens and breakfast in bed for you.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-05-16 18:26  

#18  Since she's been photographed driving and puffing weed while on probation, she's lucky it's not 6 months in jail.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2007-05-16 17:02  

#17  Oh, c'mon, she's the new pretty blonde rich girl in prison. What's she got to worry about?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-05-16 15:09  

#16  I finally found something about this entire episode of life that makes sense: heard it on the radio and it is a fantasy come true:

She lost her man,
She lost her job,
She lost her dog,
She's going to jail,
She's only a flat tire away from a Country/Western song.....
Posted by: USN. Ret.   2007-05-16 15:04  

#15  I'm comfortably certain that if I were faced with a 45 day jail sentence that I too would be traumatized like all hell.

it's an all attitude thingy Dr. Steve.

Imagine it as a free food and sleeping accomodations opportunity for 45 lovely days and nights with new companions.

Just think of all the new stories you'll hear.

Don't drop the soap tho...
Posted by: Clyde Close3559 RD   2007-05-16 14:32  

#14  "Sophy said Hilton needs time to recover from the shock of receiving jail time . . ."

Well, okay--as long as she recovers IN jail. She'll get used to it.

Good post, Mac. The Indonesians of Aceh can be brutal.
Posted by: ex-lib   2007-05-16 12:38  

#13  Are you SURE we can't have her shot?
Posted by: mojo   2007-05-16 11:32  

#12  I'm comfortably certain that if I were faced with a 45 day jail sentence that I too would be traumatized like all hell.

I'd also expect that no one else would give a damn how traumatized I was.

Nice to see Paris and I have one thing in common.
Posted by: Steve White   2007-05-16 11:28  

#11  Wait a minute Paris, I might be able to work up some concern. May have to wait longer. Aw forget it--I just don't think it's going to happen. How about, I reconsider the concern issue after you serve your 45 days you spoiled over-indulged little twit.
Posted by: JohnQC   2007-05-16 11:27  

#10  Being that she is Paris - why hasn't she had 24hr/day cams installed with a reality tv show set up to show the misery of the 45 days?

She could make big money while in jail.
Posted by: 3dc   2007-05-16 11:27  

#9  No need to worry, honey, we'll take good care of you. Won't we, Knuckles?
Posted by: Boss Dyke   2007-05-16 10:28  

#8  I'm traumatized by her every time she opens her stupid mouth.
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-05-16 09:50  

#7  Muzzy justice: I had an acquaintance who, while in Aceh Province, Indonesia, took up with a "hostess" who worked at a bar he frequented. The two of them were in a taxi headed for a hotel when they were stopped by an Indo cop car. The Indo cops told said acquaintance to clear out and sent him off with the taxi driver.

The next trip down there, he went down to the same bar to check on the young woman. She said that after he and the taxi driver drove away, the Indo cops took her to a secluded area and slapped her around some. They then tied her arms around a tree and repeatedly raped and sodomized her. She said she knew if she resisted they would have killed her without a second thought. When they were finished, they cut her bonds and told her to walk home--and not to do immoral things with foreigners any more.

If Paris Hilton is unhappy with the U.S. legal system, she'd be a lot less happy with the muzzy one.
Posted by: Mac   2007-05-16 09:29  

#6  Heh heh Deacon
Posted by: Shipman   2007-05-16 09:25  

#5  Paris Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" over her 45-day jail sentence

That's the intent of jail. Punishment for behaviors. Just be glad its American justice and not Sharia.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2007-05-16 08:40  

#4  June 4th or 5th, JFM
Posted by: Frank G   2007-05-16 08:30  

#3  Is ahe in jail or not?

BTW, Shawshank redemption is a wonderfull movie.
Posted by: JFM   2007-05-16 07:52  

#2  The Shawskank Redemption
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-05-16 07:35  

#1  "The Simple Life.. Doing Hard Time"
Posted by: John Frum   2007-05-16 06:57  

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