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Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail |
2007-05-05 |
![]() Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, no furloughs, no use of an alternative jail and no electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing. The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. "I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose all," she told the judge before announced the sentence. |
Posted by:Fred |
#13 so you're saying it'll be a lot roomier at the Paris Hilton? |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-05-05 21:04 |
#12 Tip for Paris. Martha Stewart says a thoughtful introductory gift for the Boss Dyke goes a long way towards easing the transition into prison life. A lovely velvet fisting glove perhaps... |
Posted by: tu3031 2007-05-05 20:46 |
#11 I assume the Paris doll, unlike Barbie, is anatomically correct |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-05-05 20:05 |
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Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-05-05 19:24 |
#9 An Appeal is not automatic. Appeals courts NEVER hear appeals unless there is a controversy of law or fact, and RARELY reverse decisions on fact. It is a fact Miss Airhead was caught driving while under license suspension and admitted same. She is going to jail. I wonder if female cons have "bitches." |
Posted by: Sneaze 2007-05-05 18:53 |
#8 My sentiments exactly, bigjim. |
Posted by: Heriberto Cheasing2312 2007-05-05 14:28 |
#7 Paris is a spoiled kid. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2007-05-05 12:42 |
#6 what you prefer guys? |
Posted by: Spamble McGurque4081 2007-05-05 12:07 |
#5 At least she has money and looks, Well, money at least, looks no. |
Posted by: Almost Anonymous5839 2007-05-05 11:58 |
#4 Ace notes: 45 days in jail, which translates in Paris-time to roughly three DUIs, two naked v*gina Ferarri shots, and a whirlwind romance/broken engagement with the Detroit Pistons. |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-05-05 11:46 |
#3 Her parents are planning on appealing. What a waste. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2007-05-05 10:29 |
#2 Her defense was: didn't-know-a-driving-ban-meant-I-couldn't-drive. At least she has money and looks, but that is all. |
Posted by: Sneaze 2007-05-05 10:01 |
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Posted by: bigjim-ky 2007-05-05 09:31 |