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| Inmates take swipe at toilet paper cuts |
| 2007-05-01 |
| Notify Sheryl Crow! Somebody took her advice. Toilet paper is becoming a sought after commodity at the Hutchinson Correctional Facility after officials began limiting inmates to one roll at a time to trim costs. Officials say the prison has long had a limit, but they learned recently that it hadn't been enforced. Increased enforcement began this month. Under the prison policy, inmates are restricted to four rolls of toilet paper each month or on an "as-needed" basis. Saving the world one |
| Posted by:Spot |
| #8 Inmates may request as much sandpaper as needed. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick 2007-05-01 23:06 |
| #7 Speaking of Sheryl Crow: has anyone started throwing TP rolls at her concerts yet? If not, someone needs to start. |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2007-05-01 17:53 |
| #6 I've had paper cuts before, but sheesh! Paper cuts from TP? That's gotta hurt! |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-05-01 14:42 |
| #5 If reports that the conversion to Islam among prison inmates is exploding, then the use of TP shuold be declining at a comparable rate. this should be a non-(t)issue. |
| Posted by: USN. Ret. 2007-05-01 14:21 |
| #4 Sounds painful... |
| Posted by: Albemarle Glulet4077 2007-05-01 10:28 |
| #3 Take Sheryl's brother's advice. Rinse and reuse. |
| Posted by: ed 2007-05-01 10:20 |
| #2 They should install bidets for the prisoners. Just a low-pressure stream of water that comes out of the wall after you push a metal button, with a drain on the floor underneath it. Then wash your hands after. It's a lot more hygienic than TP, too. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-05-01 09:58 |
| #1 Doesn't count Sheryl--it is kind of a captive audience. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2007-05-01 09:46 |