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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
PCHR's Wonderful World of Gaza
2007-04-26

According to investigations conducted by PCHR, at approximately 16:00 on Wednesday, 25 April 2007, a dispute between the families of Mayat and Hamdan in al-Boreij refugee camp in the central Gaza Strip developed into an exchange of fire between the two families.
Turn that shit down, Mayats! I hate Jordanian rap!
We curse your moustaches, Hamdan's! Especially your womens!
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG...

As a result, 3 woman and a child were wounded:
1)Suzan ‘Ali Mayat (al-Habeel), 30, seriously wounded by a gunshot to the chest (she was pronounced dead at 21:00);
2)Baraa’ Mazen ‘Olayan, 14, wounded by shrapnel to the right thigh;
3)Aamena Yousef Mayat, 70, wounded by a gunshot to the left leg;
4)Hiba Hussein Mayat, 20, wounded by a gunshot to the right forearm.
Looks like the Hamdan's win this round handily...
Later, Hani Nemer Mayat, 27, was admitted into al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital in Deir al-Balah, as he was wounded by a gunshot to the right foot when the two families resumed the exchange of fire.
Hey! Get back there and shoot one of them Mayat bastids in the foot so they know we're serious!
At approximately 03:00 on Tuesday morning, 24 April 2007, medical sources at Shifa Hospital in Gaza City declared that Haitham Mohammed Bulbul, 12, from al-ShaÂ’af neighborhood in the east of Gaza City, died from a wound he had sustained on Monday. The child was seriously wounded by a gunshot to the chest at approximately 22:00 on Monday, when he mishandled a gun at home.
Want to see a trick, Haitham? Pull my gun ...
Earlier, at approximately 01:30, Ahmed ‘Aayesh Rajab, 26, a member of the Palestinian Military Intelligence from Nusairat refugee camp in the central Gaza Strip, was admitted into al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital in Deir al-Balah, as he was wounded by a gunshot to the right foot. Rajab was wounded, when he unintentionally unleashed a bullet from his pistol while on duty.
Looks like a fine representative for Palestinian Military Intelligence...
At approximately 22:30 on Monday, 23 April 2007, Ibrahim Nabeel MashÂ’al, 12, from Deir al-Balah town in the central Gaza Strip, was wounded by a gunshot to the left hand, when a number of gunmen opened fire celebrating the wedding of a relative.
A wedding and only one gunshot wound? Must've been poor folks...
Earlier, at approximately 20:40, Mohammed Fat’hi al-Sa’di, 10, from al-Nada housing project in the northern Gaza Strip, was seriously wounded by a gunshot to the chest coming from an unknown source, when he was near a shop in the neighboring al-‘Awda housing project. He was evacuated to the hospital, but medical efforts to save his life failed. It is worth noting that the area witnessed intense shooting coming from an unknown source.
Who notices intense shooting in Gaza? It's their version of the wailing car alarm.
At approximately 20:00 also on Monday, 4 masked gunmen traveling in a civilian car (a white Subaru) fired at Jamal Ibrahim al-Deshet, 54, from Nusairat refugee camp in the central Gaza Strip, and his son, 22-year-old Ibrahim, when they were on their agricultural land in al-Zawaida village in the central Gaza Strip. The man was wounded by a gunshot to the right thigh, and his son was wounded by a gunshot to the left foot. According to al-Deshet, the gunmen shot him and his son when they failed to rob his car.
Can we have your car, pops?
No.
BANG.
Hold out your foot, kid.

At approximately 19:20 also on Monday, a mysterious explosion occurred inside a house belonging to al-Jammal family in al-Shati refugee camp, west of Gaza City. Two persons were wounded by shrapnel throughout their bodies.
Ah, ye olde "mysterious explosion". Another science fair project gone bad, I'm sure...
At approximately 18:30 also on Monday, Ramez Mo’in Hamada, 18, and Rami Taleb Abu ‘Abdu, 23, were admitted into Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, as the former was wounded by shrapnel to the limbs and the latter was wounded by shrapnel to the face. According to information available to PCHR, the two persons were wounded when a mysterious object they mishandled exploded near their houses in al-Nafaq Street in the east of Gaza City.
Ramez? Do you see that mysterious object?
I do, Rami. Since this is Gaza, let's pick it up and shake it. Maybe hit it with something to see what happens...

At approximately 13:00 also on Monday, Eyad Shadi Abu Jarad, 5, from the northern Gaza Strip town of Beit Lahia, was seriously wounded by a gunshot to the head coming from an unknown source, when she was playing near her family home. According to her father, the area did not witness any incidents of shooting, and that his child was wounded by a gunshot coming from an unknown sources.
Any weddings in the area? Funerals? Hamas pep rallies? Sexually frustrated Fatah member?
At approximately 20:30 on Sunday, 22 April 2007, the bodies of two Palestinians were found near al-Baidar Hotel at the beach in Sheikh ‘Ejlin neighborhood in the southwest of Gaza City. A third Palestinian, who was seriously wounded, was also found near the bodies. The victims were evacuated to Shifa Hospital in Gaza City. The two deceased Palestinians were identified as: Haitham Kamel Abu ‘Amru, 29; and ‘Alaa’ ‘Abdul Hamid Abu Hussein “Nassar”, 28, both from al-Shojaeya neighborhood in the east of Gaza City. They were both hit by gunshots to the head. The third Palestinian, who was seriously wounded by two gunshots to the chest and the abdomen, was identified as Mohammed Sa’di Abu ‘Amru, 28. The three victims are members of the Palestinian National Security Forces. The Palestinian police initiated an investigation into the crime.
And Gaza CSI will not rest until we solve this heinous crime!
But first, lunch...

Earlier, at approximately 19:30, Nabeel Talab Abu Hassan, 38, a policeman, was admitted into Shifa Hospital in Gaza City as he was wounded by two gunshots to the feet, when he mishandled his gun while on duty.
Two gunshots, Nabeel! You shot yourself twice! In both feet!

At approximately 17:00 also on Sunday, 3 masked gunmen stormed a shop of electrical appliances belonging to Hasan Mahmoud Abu Sharekh, 51, from Jabalya refugee camp. The gunmen kidnapped Abu Sharekh. During the attack, the gunmen exchanged fire with members of the Executive Force of the Ministry of Interior who were in the area. Four people, including a member of the Executive Force, were wounded, and the kidnappers were able to leave the area taking Abu Sharekh with them. At approximately 19:00 on the same day, Abu SharekhÂ’s body was found near Barcelona Park in Tal al-Hawa neighborhood in the south of Gaza City. He was killed by a gunshot to the head.
Damn, this plasma TV has sucked since I stole it! Boys, pay Abu Sharek a visit.
Right away, Mr. Haniyeh...

At approximately 15:30 on the same day, a dispute broke out between the Executive Force and members of the Helles family over a tract of land near the Oculist Hospital in al-Nasser Hospital in the north of Gaza City. At approximately 18:30, the dispute developed into an exchange of fire between the two sides in al-Shojaeya neighborhood in the east of Gaza City. A member of the Executive Force, 18-year-old Mohammed Hjaila, was wounded by a gunshot to the right foot.
Hey, your Executive Force dog shit on my lawn. Mo wizzed on that lawn about a thousand years ago. It's the 237,654,678,798th Most Holy Place in Islam.
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG....

At approximately 15:00 also on Sunday, unknown gunmen kidnapped Riad ‘Olayan al-Masri, 48, from the northern Gaza Strip town of Beit Hanoun, after they had stormed an office of real estate belonging to him in al-Wihda Street in Gaza City. An hour later, the kidnappers released al-Masri in al-Nafaq Street in the east of Gaza City, but after wounding him with several gunshots to the feet.
So let that be a warning to yas!
For what?
We don't know...

At approximately 21:15 on Saturday, 21 April 2007, 4 unknown gunmen traveling in a civilian car fired at ‘Ali Hasan al-Hayek, 40, from Gaza City, Deputy Chairman of the General Union of Palestinian Industries, when he was traveling in his car near Cairo Elementary School in al-Remal neighborhood in the center of Gaza City. Al-Hayek was wounded by a gunshot to the right leg.
Must've wanted jobs. I hear this is part of the application process...
Earlier, at approximately 20:00, ‘Arafat Farajallah Farajallah, 31, from Nusairat refugee camp in the central Gaza Strip, a member of the Executive Force of the Ministry of Interior, was admitted into al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital in Deir al-Balah as he was wounded by a gunshot to the abdomen. Farajallah was wounded when unknown gunmen fired at a site of the Executive Force in al-Maughraqa village, south of Gaza City.
Hey, ain't that da guy wid da funny name? Fire a few rounds at him...
At approximately 16:50 also on Saturday, unknown gunmen traveling in a civilian car fired at Ramzi Fawzi Zwayed, 27, when he was near his house in al-Daraj neighborhood in the east of Gaza City. He was wounded by a gunshot to the right leg.
Is that who we're lookin for?
I don't know. Shoot him anyways...

At approximately 10:30 also on Saturday, Ashraf ‘Eid al-‘Ajrami, 45, a writer from al-Twam area in the northern Gaza Strip, was wounded by shrapnel to the forehead, when a hand grenade was thrown near him while he was attempting to stop an armed dispute between his relatives and members of Hamas and the Executive Force in Jabalya refugee camp.According to information available to PCHR, armed clashes erupted between members of the al-‘Ajrami family on one side and those of Hamas and the Executive Force on the other side in Block 5 in Jabalya refugee camp, as the Executive Force detained a member of the ‘Ajrami family and the family kidnapped a member of Hamas. The clashes continued until 13:00. Ashraf al-‘Ajrami was wounded when he intervened in an attempt to stop the clashes between the two sides. Additionally, Sa’id Ibrahim al-Zinati, 50, a bystander, was wounded by shrapnel to the right foot.
Bet it sounded like a good idea at the time, right Ashraf? You'll know better next time, won't you? Just rub those scars on your forehead...
Posted by:tu3031

#9  Feets don't fail me now!
Posted by: Mac   2007-04-26 21:21  

#8  When I saw the post above about imploding, I had a brief vision of the house collapsing on itself just like in Poltergeist.
Posted by: Slart Gonque9422   2007-04-26 20:28  

#7  When I saw the post above about imploding, I had a brief vision of the house collapsing on itself just like in Poltergeist.
Posted by: Slart Gonque9422   2007-04-26 20:28  

#6  luv the tu-inlinz....
makes it almost read like RAB's Gone Bad....
Posted by: USN. Ret.   2007-04-26 18:26  

#5  Faster, please.

At approximately 18:30 also on Monday, Ramez Mo’in Hamada, 18, and Rami Taleb Abu ‘Abdu, 23, were admitted into Shifa Hospital in Gaza City, as the former was wounded by shrapnel to the limbs and the latter was wounded by shrapnel to the face.

Could it be? Have we finally learned the secret identity of that famous Palestinian blogger, Shrapnelface?
Posted by: Zenster   2007-04-26 16:38  

#4  It sounds like the whole freaking place is imploding, lets give them a State of their own.
Posted by: Boss Shusoth4259   2007-04-26 16:26  

#3  So let that be a warning to yas!
For what?

Dat's in case yas does sumtin an we ain't aroun!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-04-26 16:00  

#2  Upon further review:

5 foots
2 feetz.
-
9 foots total.

Good work.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-04-26 15:16  

#1  My count for this WWoG is

5 foots
2 feetz.
-
7 foots total.

Better than average.


Posted by: Shipman   2007-04-26 15:09  

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