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| Feisty girl bites off doinker in disco |
| 2007-04-03 |
| "Severed penis", AKA "a RB classic!" Girl bites Hamburger A German girl who could not get rid of a persistent admirer in a Hamburg disco unzipped his flies, pulled out his penis - and almost bit it in half. Emergency services found the man clutching his blood-stained member in the middle of the dance floor. Natascha Mueller, 23, told police: "I just wanted to dance and he kept coming alongside me and would not go away." Her victim, Andreas Baum, 39, said: "She beckoned me over and told me 'I know what you need'. "Then she unzipped my trousers and I thought it was Xmas, and then she bit me. The pain was incredible. She almost bit it off." The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested. |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #11 What? No brats? |
| Posted by: Captain America 2007-04-03 22:23 |
| #10 "The young woman, who was arrested, was six times over the legal limit for driving when breath tested." Are they sure it wasn't from gargling with booze (for sanitizing purposes only) after the deed? Eeewwwwwww.... |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-04-03 21:33 |
| #9 It prob'ly doesn't want to live to be 40 now, though as 40 approaches it'll look better, until it's in the rear view mirror, where it looks really good. |
| Posted by: Fred 2007-04-03 15:14 |
| #8 Isn't this a repeat from last week..... Oh wait, that was a 4 legged dog. |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-04-03 14:43 |
| #7 What senses? More importantly, NEVER trust Natascha Mueller if she asks you out for a bite. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2007-04-03 12:52 |
| #6 tw--You're making two big assumptions: That it will come to its senses, and that it will want to live to 40 (or beyond). |
| Posted by: Dar 2007-04-03 12:39 |
| #5 Good lord, Anonymoose. What is it going to do when it comes to its senses at 40? Serious expenses for capping the filed teeth, remedial plastic surgery for the tongue and eyebrows, but nothing is going to remove the signs of those elaborate tattoos. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2007-04-03 11:25 |
| #4 'I know what you need' |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-04-03 10:14 |
| #3 Hey. No teeth... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-04-03 10:12 |
| #2 when breath tested "here - you need a tic-tac...your breath smells like..." |
| Posted by: Frank G 2007-04-03 10:10 |
| #1 Is there a legal min or max for giving |
| Posted by: Brett 2007-04-03 09:22 |