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Penis mud pack for Health Nuts |
2007-03-23 |
this service is sorely needed for the ![]() killjoys 'Our sales point is that we also offer variations, including having the service performed by multiple workers (groups of two or three women), or you can have it performed by a shy woman or another who'll do it while talking dirty.' the spice of life heh For the service, a sink is filled warm water and wine as these will supposedly improve circulation. I swear it does..really Instead of the customer putting his face into the basin, he needs to sit in the sink, allowing his penis and bum to soak. Damn..must be a BIG sink..if ya know what.. The washing is performed by at least one woman, who's in her 20s, or 30s at the oldest. key woid = woman, yes! Once the sink soak is complete, the genitals are covered with mud and massaged, which is supposed to cleanse the skin. check out the first comment @ link, lol |
Posted by:RD |
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Posted by: Piggy Galore 2007-03-23 14:46 |
#7 Lends a whole new meaning to "putting your pud in the mud". |
Posted by: Zenster 2007-03-23 13:00 |
#6 I heartily recommend penis mud packs. |
Posted by: Richard Simmons 2007-03-23 12:48 |
#5 Stretching things is what its all about, delphi2005 ;) |
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble 2007-03-23 11:57 |
#4 Once the sink soak is complete, the genitals are covered with mud and massaged, which is supposed to cleanse the skin. Does the massage also cleans the skin too. Kind of stretching things a bit when you consider the outcome. |
Posted by: delphi2005 2007-03-23 09:57 |
#3 Thats all I needed; someone please hand me a towel?!! |
Posted by: smn 2007-03-23 09:17 |
#2 WOT, war on terror. WOP, war on penis You've just returned from a week of business in Tokyo and Miss Featherbottom from the Comptroller's office calls asking why you submitted 5 separate reimbursement chits on your expense account for a Pud-Mud-Packing service in Tokyo. Your answer: [sincere demeanor required] Health reasons, I was in dire need of circulation relief Ma'm, you see my Pud needed the Mud inorder to circulate my Blood Miss Featherbottom. |
Posted by: RD 2007-03-23 06:21 |
#1 a certain limit of wine promotes circulation.... more than that, promotes ...er... unable to perform. To quote Spinal Tap (a font of knowledge): "It's a fine line between clever and stupid" |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-03-23 00:07 |