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Just Kill Me Now...
2007-03-20
DAVID HASSELHOFF is hoping to turn his stint as a cross dresser in the Las Vegas production of THE PRODUCERS into a showcase for his own talents - he's in secret negotiations to launch his own Sin City residency. The BAYWATCH creator is receiving rave reviews for his portrayal of gay director ROGER DEBRIS in the comedy musical, and now quite fancies himself as a La Vegas regular.

He says, "I originally thought to do it (show), tongue-in-cheek about my life - a tour of my life through song, (but) now I'm leaning toward doing the hottest heterosexual show you've ever seen. "Hopefully you'll see it in the next three months or so."

If the show comes off, Hasselhoff will join the likes of CELINE DION, BARRY MANILOW and TONI BRAXTON who all have Las Vegas residencies.
Posted by:Steve

#6  Hasselhoff will join the likes of CELINE DION, BARRY MANILOW and TONI BRAXTON who all have Las Vegas residencies.

I can't believe that they left .com off of the list.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-03-20 23:44  

#5  You understand correctly, Barbara.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-03-20 19:59  

#4  I understand his singing is a BIG hit in Germany.

He should stay where he's loved.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-03-20 19:26  

#3  Isn't this a sign of the apocalypse?

If it isn't, it probably should be.

While most shameful for the USA who created this monster, that Baywatch was once the WORLD'S most watched television show (well exceeding Jeopardy), stands as damning proof of the average television viewer's idiocy.

As for Hasselhoff's aspirations, they are emblematic of how those who are truly talentless routinely deem themselves best suited to entertain the rest of us. Much like how those who crave political power the most are usually least capable of wielding it.
Posted by: Zenster   2007-03-20 18:22  

#2  Isn't this a sign of the apocalypse?
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-03-20 17:49  

#1  Just for that, I'm boycotting the state of Nevada.
Posted by: Mike   2007-03-20 17:36  

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