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Britney Back in Rehab
2007-02-23
Britney Spears is back in rehab. The singer is hoping three times is a charm. The emergency custody hearing that Kevin Federline wanted has been cancelled because of the new development. There will be no custody hearing today. Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in. Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week. TMZ has just confirmed Spears' inpatient rehab program is supposed to last between 30 and 45 days.
Posted by:Fred

#26  OMG...
Posted by: Dave D.   2007-02-23 20:29  

#25  Ummm... if I remember rightly from the pix of her getting out of a limousine a couple weeks back, they were already shaved.

damn Dave how quick I forgot...they all blend after a while... LOL!

Bald is the new Rehab look...
Posted by: RD   2007-02-23 20:11  

#24  "We stood there, he was so fair,
In his arms I did linger.
I ran my fingers through his hair,
and a Cootie bit my finger."
Lilly Tomlin.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-02-23 20:10  

#23  I wonder if she shaved any other parts besides her head?

Ummm... if I remember rightly from the pix of her getting out of a limousine a couple weeks back, they were already shaved.

Posted by: Dave D.   2007-02-23 19:57  

#22  

Britney said she shaved because of Lice. [helps if yourn head is aerodynamic]

the head shave..Frank tumbled first as to her actual motive for her bald head....she did it prophylatically to thwart any possible court ordered drug test in a future custody battle with K-Fed.

I wonder if she shaved any other parts besides her head?
Posted by: RD   2007-02-23 19:52  

#21  So, what's happening in Aruba? Ded, Saudi sex slave or living on the beach writing a book?
Posted by: Shipman   2007-02-23 19:35  

#20  Always loved this stuff on Rantburg. If it was all fire, death and destruction, I wouldn't come here daily.

The over-under on Britney's dead pool should be about 6 months. Who would have thought that K-Fed would be the stable one in this relationship?
Posted by: Mizzou Mafia   2007-02-23 17:59  

#19  drudge has the brit vs. car w/ umbrella pix(sounds like Clue V. 2.0: "The psycho bitch with an umbrella in the garage..."); don't know how to get it to the burg, unless email to o'club..... standing by for instructions.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-02-23 14:09  

#18  Seeing all these Britney and Anna Nicole stories on the news has me thinking that maybe the muzzies are right.
Posted by: Thoth   2007-02-23 13:33  

#17  That's a letdown. Finding out she used an umbrella is anticlimactic.
Posted by: Mike N.   2007-02-23 13:30  

#16  I propose Rantburg be a Britney Free Zone.

When a live Britney and a dead Anna Nicole become more important than Hamas' Saggers, we're in trouble.

As the famous RB graphic prominently featuring Britney says: "A shattered nation longs to care about stupid sh*t again."
Posted by: xbalanke   2007-02-23 13:29  

#15  Ya Mike, but it was w/ an umbrella......She's lost it
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2007-02-23 13:07  

#14  Wait wait wait... She tried to stab a car?

I never liked her much, but something about that is oddly attractive to me. She totally has to grow hair though. I'm not running my fingers through stubble.
Posted by: Mike N.   2007-02-23 12:59  

#13  Has anyone got the new pic's of brit trying to stab whatsisnames car?? See I agree w/ Fred
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2007-02-23 12:39  

#12  I am convinced that AN Smith was actually some animatronic creation of the tabloid-industrial complex, created for the sole purpose of generating bizarre headlines. And she was also designed to emit some strange kind of force-field around her, that even post-mortem continues to make practically everyone around her turn into a blithering, publicity-hungry zombie.

I'm also beginning to wonder if Britney is Mark II of this program....
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2007-02-23 12:32  

#11  I reiterate, I am not Anna Nicole's kid's father.
Britney's two are actually mine, but would you wanna deal with that shit?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-02-23 12:24  

#10  Sadly, I have to veto the proposal.

Britney, Anna Nicole, Hizzoner da Mare, and the colossal squid are the background noise to the war on terror. We're engaged in a life and death struggle with Islamism. They want to kill us or convert us, and to annihilate our culture. Sometimes it looks like they're going to win, but the only way they will win is if we don't take them seriously. Britney and Anna Nicole and Company are symptoms that we're not.

Part of the war is the cultural conflict between September 10th and September 11th. Last night, with Fox News on the teevee, I can't recall hearing a word that didn't concern Anna Nicole. A few months ago Jon Benet rose from the grave, or at least from the graveyard of overworked stories. I keep expecting Gary Condit to make a comeback.

These stories let us have a bit of fun when we're not reading up on Pak holy men slaughtering lady ministers because they have a Legitimate Right™ to do so, or Iran refining uranium or exploding chlorine trucks in Iraq. But they're also the canaries in the coal mine. When a live Britney and a dead Anna Nicole become more important than Hamas' Saggers, we're in trouble.
Posted by: Fred   2007-02-23 12:10  

#9  I propose Rantburg be a Britney Free Zone.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2007-02-23 11:53  

#8  Why is everyone so obsessed with Britney, and Anna-Nicole. They are tragic figures deserving of sympathy and prayers, but get off the story...
Posted by: BigEd   2007-02-23 11:33  

#7  Yesterday's post by JUSTICE and the responses to it made the stories about Britney all worthwhile. I was LOL so hard my coworkers had to find out why. It caused a real uproar when they saw the pictures that went with it. It's too bad the poor girl has to suffer but the surrounding circus is pretty amusing.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2007-02-23 11:30  

#6  Sorry u caught me........1/2of 1%
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2007-02-23 11:24  

#5  Careful AG. Several here claim to be the father of Nicole's baby.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2007-02-23 10:43  

#4  Meth?
It fits. Increasingly bizarre behavior, almost impossible to quit, trailer park demographic. How are her teeth?
Sad. I never much cared for her, but she was a local girl who 'made it', good looking, put on an entertaining show. Unfortunately, like so many, she couldn't handle the spotlight and money.
Posted by: Glenmore   2007-02-23 10:03  

#3  Come on AMRYGUY , you posted here , that has to count for something , maybe like 0.0000000001% bearing on your life ! rounded up to the nearest % that makes it 1% of your life !
Posted by: MacNails   2007-02-23 09:32  

#2  Actually.........WHO CARES????? This b!t(h has ZERO bearing on my life!! Along with nicole
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2007-02-23 08:48  

#1  LUCIANNE > BRITNEY? > NOT EVEN THE AMERICAN WAY CAN LAST FOREVER article. Send in the Marines - Amer is in trouble when women go from brunettes to fake bottle/salon blonde, to tattooed rapper hairless???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-02-23 00:39  

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