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Judge: Smith Baby's Guardian to Get Body
2007-02-23
Blubbering as he announced his ruling, a judge said Thursday he hopes Anna Nicole Smith will be buried in the Bahamas, but he left the decision up to the guardian of her baby daughter. Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin steered a surprise middle course in the dispute, which became more urgent by the day when the medical examiner warned that the centerfold's body was rapidly decomposing from her death two weeks ago.
"Hurry up in there! She's almost rotted away!"
Smith's estranged mother wanted her buried in her native Texas, while Smith's boyfriend wanted her laid to rest in the Bahamas. The judge compromised and gave custody to attorney Richard Milstein, the guardian for Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. It wasn't immediately clear what Milstein would do, but the judge expressed his own preference: "I want her to be buried with her son in the Bahamas. I want them to be together."

The judge choked up frequently and wept as he explained his decision. Smith died Feb. 8 in a Florida hotel of unknown causes. The dispute over the burial was one of many surrounding Smith. Stern is listed as Dannielynn's father on the birth certificate, but Smith's ex- boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, said the girl was his.
Posted by:Fred

#10  ...but not all famous gay people are dead.....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-02-23 16:32  

#9  Proving once again that all famous dead people were gay...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-02-23 13:18  

#8  Pretend I didn't post this.

Posted by: Angie Schultz   2007-02-23 12:41  

#7  Because a baby needs her mother's corpse?
Posted by: gromgoru   2007-02-23 09:52  

#6  So how was I? Was I good? Do I get my TV show now?
Posted by: Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin   2007-02-23 09:18  

#5  out of DNA testing jurisdiction

Florida medical examiner took lots of fresh DNA samples when they did autopsy. I read somewhere yesterday the Bahamas courts had started looking into Dannielynn's status. I believe they are designed on the British style and don't think highly of being turned into a circus.
Posted by: Steve   2007-02-23 07:29  

#4  In the Bahamas, under creep-lawyer's control and out of DNA testing jurisdiction (until HK gets to go after the half billion). Only an ex-taxi driver cum judge would render that type of weepy joke verdict.
Posted by: Sneaze   2007-02-23 03:02  

#3  There must be fumes of decomposition in the courtroom because the Judge seems to be infected with it too. And it all boils down to robbing the corpse of money.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2007-02-23 01:00  

#2  I could say something(s) to the Seidlin Court about the personages involved, but won't becuz of the lead times involved - ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS IMPO/IMHO SOMEONE COMMITED DE FACTO, WILFUL PERJURY ON NATIONAL TV.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-02-23 00:53  

#1  Take half each, but get her out of here! She should come apart easy, anyway.
Posted by: Grunter   2007-02-23 00:21  

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