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Woman stabs boyfriend after disappointing sex | |
2007-02-21 | |
A 40 year old man from Luleå received life-threatening injuries after being stabbed in the lung by his 28 year old Russian girlfriend. The pair were staying at the man's apartment in the northern Swedish town when they got into a heated argument about their relationship. The 40 year old says that his girlfriend was disappointed with the quality of their sex that evening.
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Posted by:Mike |
#13 I don't think it's even necessary to put in the Ron Jeremy pic. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-02-21 15:48 |
#12 As she lunged at him yelling "Wrong Hole!" (I apologize) |
Posted by: Penguin 2007-02-21 14:20 |
#11 911 on speed dial by the bed, life alert bracelet or necklace, just like Dr. Koop. |
Posted by: Perfesser 2007-02-21 13:22 |
#10 And you women wonder why we men from time to time are known to suffer from performance anxiety? |
Posted by: Mark Z 2007-02-21 12:05 |
#9 Damn. I'm glad that's not the penalty every time for disappointing sex...I'd be a pincushion, lol |
Posted by: Frank G 2007-02-21 11:55 |
#8 "He received a stab wound through the lung... When emergency services arrived at the apartment the man was unconscious and his pulse was weak.. "The rescue team managed to save his life. There was a lot of blood," said Hansson.. rough foreplay. |
Posted by: RD 2007-02-21 11:51 |
#7 That's it. I'm staying single. |
Posted by: Rob Crawford 2007-02-21 11:51 |
#6 "The woman has a steady job in Russia. She works at a chicken farm Perhaps she should have just "choked his chicken" instead and blamed it on work related stress. I'm sure Sweden has a social programme for that. |
Posted by: Capsu 78 2007-02-21 11:43 |
#5 Next on Rikki Lake... |
Posted by: mhw 2007-02-21 11:17 |
#4 Perhaps she decided an all female enviroment may net her a better sex life *shrug* Who's to say women are logical anyways Jules *ducks for cover !* :) |
Posted by: MacNails 2007-02-21 10:40 |
#3 Wouldn't an anatomy lesson be more productive-and less likely to result in a prison sentence? :) |
Posted by: Jules 2007-02-21 09:52 |
#2 :) |
Posted by: Seafarious 2007-02-21 09:31 |
#1 I think "It's not you, it's me" is probably a better method. Uh. er, that's what I'm told, anyway. |
Posted by: Jonathan 2007-02-21 09:28 |