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Battle drags on in Florida over Anna Nicole Smith
2007-02-21
Lawyers for former Playboy model Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend and her mother jousted over her corpse on Tuesday, making little headway in legal skirmishing over where she should be buried. The fourth day of hearings before south Florida Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin meandered erratically, and the judge seemed determined at times to not only resolve where to bury Smith but also to take on a Californian paternity dispute over her baby daughter -- the most likely heir of the billionaire's widow.

The former topless dancer's long-time attorney and partner, Howard K. Stern, told the court that Smith wanted to be buried next to her son, Daniel, who died five months ago in the Bahamas at the age of 20. "She wanted to go down with Daniel right then," Stern testified.
The former topless dancer's long-time attorney and partner, Howard K. Stern, told the court in soft-spoken testimony that Smith wanted to be buried next to her son, Daniel, who died five months ago in the Bahamas at the age of 20. "She wanted to go down with Daniel right then," Stern testified in recounting Daniel Smith's burial in the Bahamas, where Smith and Stern had lived most recently. "She wanted to crawl inside that space where he was."

Stern said Smith had bought two pairs of burial plots. But he acknowledged he had signed the purchase contracts, saying Smith rarely ventured out of her Nassau mansion because of the swarms of paparazzi outside. Seidlin was supposed to resolve whether to let Smith's body be released to Stern and buried in the Bahamas, or released to her estranged mother, Virgie Arthur, and buried in her native Texas.
Posted by:Fred

#5  No matter where this poor soul is buried, can you imaging the head scratching future anthropologists will do when they unearth the tomb and only find dust and the plastic/silicone parts?
Posted by: GORT   2007-02-21 22:06  

#4  If they embalmed her with silicon and botox, then she should be good for quite a while. How much silicon could she need anyway?
Posted by: whatadeal   2007-02-21 15:16  

#3  Then there was this fun detail:

The drawn-out court battle over what to do with Anna Nicole Smith's body has a new sense of urgency: the starlet's remains are decomposing more quickly than expected and a public viewing could be in danger.

The paper today (couldn't find the exact article online) had a quote from the Broward County M.E., who said that a viewing ought to take place before Saturday. "If it's next week, then I don't know."
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2007-02-21 11:46  

#2  Anna Nicole:

"Yes! YES! They were all my boyfriends!"
Posted by: Fred   2007-02-21 11:07  

#1  Clorius Leachman:

yes, yes, yes! He was my...

boyfriend!


Love Mel Brooks.
Posted by: badanov   2007-02-21 06:33  

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