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Mummified body found in front of blaring TV
2007-02-19
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Police called to a Long Island man's house discovered the mummified remains of the resident, dead for more than a year, sitting in front of a blaring television set. The 70-year-old Hampton Bays, New York, resident, identified as Vincenzo Ricardo, appeared to have died of natural causes.
I knew network TV was getting bad, but this is ridiculous ...
Police said Saturday his body was discovered Thursday when they were called to the house over a burst water pipe. "You could see his face. He still had hair on his head," Newsday quoted morgue assistant Jeff Bacchus as saying. The home's low humidity had preserved the body.

Officials could not explain why the electricity had not been turned off, considering Ricardo had not been heard from since December 2005.
Neighbors said when they had not seen Ricardo, who was diabetic and had been blind for years, they assumed he was in the hospital or a long-term care facility.
Aparantly the poor guy had no family or friends.
Posted by:Deacon Blues

#4  This is just starting. With the wonders of direct deposits and automated payments from your bank account, when will they ever know you're dead? Why would the bank care?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2007-02-19 20:04  

#3  I thought you had gotten over this died unmourned and forgotten thing 5089. Hell, the RB Corner-in-Charge will be lookng for you in 72 hours.
Posted by: Shipman   2007-02-19 16:43  

#2  Funnily enough, that's basically how I'm eventually going to die, except that I may also be partially eaten by a pet.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-02-19 16:08  

#1  "Mummified body found in front of blaring TV"

This headline could apply to me in my college years...
Posted by: Mark E.   2007-02-19 15:58  

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