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2007-02-13 |
![]() Police in West Yarmouth said there was so much trash in 53-year-old Ann Ann Biglan's Ford Focus that some of it fell onto the gas and brake pedals, causing her to lose control. While losing control, Biglan drove through a post office parking space, over the curb and across a freeway. She then hit a Ford Explorer and backed over another sidewalk before finally crashing into a flowerpot in a gas station's parking lot. |
Posted by:Jackal |
#8 Severe hoarding is a standard flavour of Obsessive-Compulsive disorder. There are some very good medicines for that nowadays, but it usually doesn't get diagnosed until the sufferers are in their 40s to 50s. Get Miss Biglan to a good psychiatrist and she'll be totally cured within a year, probably less. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2007-02-13 17:35 |
#7 Sexist Comment Warning: but was she on the cellphone at the time????? |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2007-02-13 15:05 |
#6 Officer John Dimitres says the woman suffers from a quote -- 'unusual and extreme hoarding' disorder. And I'm sure, up here in Mass., that rates her a "disability check". |
Posted by: tu3031 2007-02-13 11:35 |
#5 Anything on the floor under the driver is dangerous. Friends-of-friends, driving thru Alice Springs, had a can of WD40 roll under the brake pedal as they came up to a red light. They got hit by a truck, weren't killed but terrible injuries. I took a lesson from that one. |
Posted by: Grunter 2007-02-13 10:47 |
#4 Another casualty of Clutter's Last Stand. |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-02-13 06:42 |
#3 One of my favorite comments, Joe! only the Gubmint can save America from McDonald's and Juan Valdez. I lub it! |
Posted by: Bobby 2007-02-13 06:07 |
#2 There are drugs for that kind of thing. |
Posted by: gorb 2007-02-13 05:03 |
#1 You just know that someone will complain that drinking [fast food] coffee while driving is a threat to everyone + national security + aids terrorists - only the Gubmint can save America from McDonald's and Juan Valdez. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2007-02-13 02:45 |