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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Psychic museum closes unexpectedly
2007-02-12
A psychic museum is closing its doors - due to unforeseen circumstances.

Bumbling Astrologer Jonathan Cainer set up the York Psychic Museum in 2003 but business has been less than foreseen expected. Mr Cainer told the York Press he had handed over the lease, with the intention of making a return in 2008. He said: "If you are asking me for predictions when exactly it will open up again, then it is hard to say.

"Although I'm in the prediction business, I don't believe you can make predictions about things you are close to."

Mr Cainer said the museum was only seeing 100 people a week through its doors during peak times and, when he reopens, he would like to see that figure at around 100 a day. Mr Crainer said he had reluctantly foreseen that concluded the museum would never meet his expectations until he could dedicate more of his own time and energy to it.
Posted by:Steve White

#9  I'm from Robinson Springs originaly, it doesn't exist anymore, Millbrook swallowed it up.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-02-12 17:59  

#8  Crystal Ball got a little cloudy, did it? Redneck Jim, I'm from Prattville but a long time ago. I remember the Palm Reader's place on the Tuscaloosa Highway.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2007-02-12 12:12  

#7  Alas! It is fate! And destiny!
Posted by: Mike   2007-02-12 11:08  

#6  About A dozen years ago the Autauga County Sherriff raided a bunch of "Psychic" Businesses around Prattville, He said "I'm not impressed, if they were genuine They'd have known I was coming"
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-02-12 09:08  

#5  Should've stuck with the Magic Eight Ball...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-02-12 08:45  

#4  A psychic museum is closing its doors - due to unforeseen circumstances.

I call cloaking device! It's not fair, that damnable future is cheating again!
Posted by: William Somerset Maugham   2007-02-12 03:17  

#3  It was in the cards.
Posted by: Seafarious   2007-02-12 02:43  

#2  He couldn't, or he would have said "...I 'happily' concluded the museum would never meet my expectations..."!
Posted by: smn   2007-02-12 02:28  

#1  Borrowed from Fark - 'Why didn't they see this coming?'
Posted by: Raj   2007-02-12 00:52  

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