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Old Guys Tackle Armed Church Robbers
2007-01-29
Five men old enough to qualify for senior-citizen discounts foiled an armed robber and his accomplice this morning during the 8 a.m. Mass at Christ the King Church on E. Livingston Avenue.

One churchgoer ended up at Grant Medical Center after being pistol-whipped in the back of the church while services for about 150 went on uninterrupted on the altar. "Our parishioners are not about to let anyone defile their church," said the Rev. Michael Lumpe, Christ the King pastor. "Kudos to those who didn't just sit and let it happen."

With parishioners' help, Columbus police arrested Wendell K. Hollingsworth, 43, of Hilliard, and Celeste M. Smith, 51, of the South Side, before 9 a.m. and charged them with aggravated robbery.

Bob, 67, of the East Side, was sitting with his wife, Carol, in the fifth row of the church when he heard an ex-nun behind him scream that a woman was trying to steal her coat. (The Dispatch is not printing their last name because the family is concerned about reprisals.) Bob turned and saw Smith in a church pew, grabbing purses from the seats in front of her and stuffing them in a plastic bag.

He ran to the back of the church, grabbed Smith by the shoulders and began leading her to the foyer. Hollingsworth, who had also been in the church, waved a gun in the air above his head and announced, "This is a robbery," according to Columbus police.

Hollingsworth demanded that Bob release Smith. When he refused, Hollingsworth struck him several times in the head until he released the woman.

Hollingsworth waved the gun in the air a second time, demanding money. When Hollingsworth pointed the loaded, Russian handgun at his chest, Bob raised his hands in the air and, "I said, 'I give up.'" Moments later, four other parishioners "came through the doors like football players," Carol said. They tackled Hollingsworth and piled on top of him as he squirmed to get free. The four, who were between their late 50s and early 70s, stayed atop Hollingsworth until police arrived moments later.

"One guy, I betcha in his 70s, was laying into the bad guy with no fear at all," Bob said. "Those four were heroes. They knew he had a gun."
Tackled the miscreant and thumped him good. Excellent!
As for the rest of the congregation, most are elderly and didn't hear the goings on, Bob and Carol said. Nonetheless, enough parishioners had called 911 from their church pews that circuits overloaded and Carol said her call couldn't get through. Parishioners watched Smith run one street south to Dover Road where police arrested her.

Smith pleaded guilty in 2004 to forgery, receiving stolen property and theft. Hollingsworth was arrested 12 times between 1981 and 1992 on charges including aggravated burglary, kidnapping, robbery and safecracking.
Could we perhaps keep them in prison for a while this time?
Bob received eight staples for a head wound and five stitches for a gash on his neck. He said he'll be back in the pew he's used since he joined the parish in 1984. "It was just a sad situation, a very sad situation that this would happen in a church," he said.

The robbery began late in the Mass, after the members of the congregation had contributed their weekly offerings. Carol said that because Smith and Hollingsworth didn't know to demand money from the collection plate, "You could tell they weren't churchgoing people."
Posted by:Anonymoose

#11  Anymoose, "Holy Orders" is the sacrament by which one is ordained a priest. Fransciscans are an order, a group recognized and approved by the Church, which has priests. Not all Franciscans are monks, although someone commonly called a monk might be a priest, having recieved Holy Orders.
Posted by: Sgt. D.T.   2007-01-29 21:34  

#10  GORT: technical note. Priests are not members of holy orders. And monks do not generally hear confessions of the general public.

So the punchline would be "...I'm a priest, not a Jesuit."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2007-01-29 18:08  

#9  Good joke GORT. As the product of a Jesuit education in high school and college, I was well prepared for the rigors of Parris Island. On my first day in high school the Jesuits made it clear we were no longer in the care of the kindly nuns, just as my D.I made it clear when I stepped off the bus that I was no longer at home with mommy.
Posted by: Sgt. D.T.   2007-01-29 18:03  

#8  You could tell they weren't churchgoing people."

Carol may not be a Rantburger, but I'd say she has the lead for Understated Snark of the Week.

Three cheers for the spunky old geezers!
Posted by: SteveS   2007-01-29 15:11  

#7  "One guy, I betcha in his 70s, was laying into the bad guy with no fear at all," Bob said. "Those four were heroes. They knew he had a gun."

Dumb robbers. If they had been carrying mortars and planning to fire them at random into the suburbs the BBC would have accused these old gents of a war crime.
Posted by: Excalibur   2007-01-29 09:36  

#6  The robbery began late in the Mass, after the members of the congregation had contributed their weekly offerings

I can't rememeber the order of the Mass anymore but Jeebus - Every good Catholic knows that someone who arrives after the consecration has not really attended Mass.

These boneheads were asking for it.....


Barely off topic but just for you OldSpook -

A penitent has stepped into the confessional, shuts the door and begins to confess - "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. . . " The man recounts his sins to the priest and saves the big one for last - "and Father, I killed a man."

The priest nods his head, reflects for a moment and says "My son, the Lord has heard your petition for forgivness and for your penance, you must say three rosarys."

The man is incredulous at his light punishment. "WHAT!! Father, you don't understand! I killed a man in cold blood."

The priest says "I understand but the love of our Lord is so great that he absolves you of this sin."

The man is now very upset "Father, this is not right, I killed a man, I broke the fifth commandment. You don't understand - Haven't you ever killed a man before?!"

The priest answered quickly "Oh no, my son - I'm a Franciscan, not a Jesuit."

Try the veal and don't forget to tip your servers.

I'm sorry Fred/mods but I've been waiting for 25 years to tell that joke to someone who would get it.
Posted by: GORT   2007-01-29 08:38  

#5  As for the rest of the congregation, most are elderly and didn't hear the goings on

So that's ok, then. Actually, likely a goodly proportion of them are jealous that they missed the fun.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-01-29 06:53  

#4  Father Lumpe is very popular in the Columbus Diocese. What makes me even more angry/frustrated is that Fr. Lumpe and the great folks of his parish (not a wealthy parish) would have given these thieves just about anything if they had asked for help. But when they tried to stick them up in God's house...these thieves messed with the wrong people.
Posted by: Thraviper Thriger1738   2007-01-29 06:26  

#3  Hollingsworth was arrested 12 times between 1981 and 1992 on charges including aggravated burglary, kidnapping, robbery and safecracking.

Hang him!
Posted by: Besoeker   2007-01-29 03:51  

#2  The Ohio Militia is always on duty.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2007-01-29 03:34  

#1  Carol said that because Smith and Hollingsworth didn't know to demand money from the collection plate, "You could tell they weren't churchgoing people."

Carol doesn't miss much, does she? :-)
Posted by: gorb   2007-01-29 01:28  

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