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Caribbean-Latin America
Chavez Says Castro 'Almost Jogging'
2007-01-25
"He's entering the Caracas Marathon, which we expect he will win. Former American President™ Jimmy Carter will verify his victory, we are assured"
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said Wednesday that his ailing friend Fidel Castro is recovering and has been up and walking _ in fact "almost jogging" _ in recent days.
Chavez said he was pleased to hear from Cuban Vice President Carlos Lage that the 80-year-old Cuban leader was making a recovery. Lage, after meeting with Chavez, said: "We will have Fidel and we will have Raul for a lot more time."
"the enbalming is nearly complete. Raul protested....at first"
Their hopeful remarks came less than a week after Chavez said Castro was "battling for his life."
"Like the Black Knight©, he overcame his temporal disadvantages!"
"Lage told me that Fidel walked I don't know how many minutes yesterday," Chavez said Wednesday, noting he suspected Castro was watching his speech on television. "He's walking more than me, almost jogging. Maybe he's walking while watching us."
"he might even be planning an invasion of some capitalist pig country!"
Chavez has regularly reported in generalities on Castro's health since July 31, when the Cuban leader announced he was temporarily stepping aside while he recovered from an operation and was provisionally ceding power to his brother Raul.

Chavez held up a letter and said, "I'm going to show you something, for those who say that Fidel is dying, that he can't talk, that he can't move."
"this is a letter that he personally drooled on read!"
The TV camera zoomed in on the letter and on Castro's signature in black ink. "Look closely at the strokes of the signature. We are extremely happy, Fidel, about the news of your recuperation."
"Signed, Fid........"
Posted by:Frank G

#5  Agonal spasms.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2007-01-25 12:22  

#4  Update:

Chavez says Castro 'almost trotting' like a horse

Wonder if he'll be ready for The Derby?
Posted by: tu3031   2007-01-25 12:16  

#3   in fact "almost jogging" _
Misspelling Alert I Think They meant "Almost Moving"
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2007-01-25 10:31  

#2  Sorry dude. Filling a body with electricity to make it jerk around isn't "jogging".
Posted by: DarthVader   2007-01-25 09:36  

#1  Show me the beef.
Posted by: gorb   2007-01-25 01:50  

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