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| 2007-01-24 | |
| TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion. The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world. And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. “Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”
You know it ain't easy. You know how hard it can be. The next thing you know they're gonna crucify him. | |
| Posted by:Jackal |
| #11 amusing comment from the Link.. Dear Christ of Scientology, You are indeed the chosen one. Your beautiful looks, your short but powerful stature, your kind sweet heart and your unwavering faith in the most righteous religion of Scientology indeed make you the new Messiah. You maybe mocked, ridiculed or even stoned by the unbelievers, but dear Lord of Glory, mighty Tom Cruise, please stay strong and stay committed to the one and only true belief. Keep spreading the word, the truth and the light and do not waver in the face of the enemy and adversity. Dear Ruler of God's creation, I truly believe in you. You have performed a miracle no man could have achieved. To take the virginity of the blessed and beautiful Katie Holmes required an act of the Almighty himself. Preach to me Tom, I am an eternal follower of you and every step you take, I too would like to learn the secret of taking young Hollywood actresses for the first time. I worship your belief, I do truly believe we came from Aliens. Please tell me, to which alien must I write a cheque in order to prove my faith to this wonderful cause. The newly converted to Scientology, The holy Professor Scrub. |
| Posted by: RD 2007-01-24 18:47 |
| #10 Hahahahahahahaha hee ahem. That's not funny. He was almost out of the closet too, but noooooo! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-01-24 16:44 |
| #9 /me suddenly recalls 'Jesus' prancing about in his underwear in "Risky Business" |
| Posted by: SteveS 2007-01-24 15:12 |
| #8 for his work to raise Cruise = Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg |
| Posted by: ed 2007-01-24 12:45 |
| #7 F**k L Ron Hubbard, and f**k all his clones /Maynard James Keenan |
| Posted by: xbalanke 2007-01-24 12:02 |
| #6 And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. Does that mean watching Top Gun counts as going to church? |
| Posted by: DoDo 2007-01-24 11:46 |
| #5 So, I guess that leave us with travolta as the 12th imam... |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2007-01-24 11:22 |
| #4 maybe Mel can make a "The Passion of the Cruise" movie. Characters speaking Thetan (with English subtitles). |
| Posted by: mhw 2007-01-24 11:18 |
| #3 How much did this cost? |
| Posted by: anonymous2u 2007-01-24 10:59 |
| #2 so when's the crucifixtion? And will it be on Pay Per View, because I've got my credit card out right now... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-01-24 10:15 |
| #1 Anyone checked his head for a 6-6-6 birthmark? ...Am suddenly reminded of the classic SNL send up of 'The Omen' with Belushi as Damien - Someone announces that there are 3 sixes on his forehead, proof that he's the Beast. Ackroyd steps up to Belushi from behind, looks at Belushi and says, "Oh, it's okay - he's got three 9's!" Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2007-01-24 09:59 |