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Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab
2007-01-19
Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time," said the 20-year-old actress in a statement issued Wednesday through her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick.
I guess that means no new 'bottom' pictures right now.
Us Weekly reports that Lohan entered the posh Wonderland Center in Los Angeles at 2:30 p.m. Wednesday, arriving in a sport utility vehicle and clutching a Jamba Juice. The starlet checked herself into rehab after an all-night drinking binge following the Golden Globes on Monday night, the New York Post's Page Six gossip column reported. Lohan didn't attend the awards show, but went to the parties later and wound up at Prince's after-after party at the Beverly Wilshire, Page Six reported. Witnesses told Page Six she caroused until 6 a.m. Tuesday and was later found passed out in a hotel hallway.
Posted by:Fred

#13  Send in the Marines - unlike BRITNEY Lindsay's wearing panties, and you know we certainly can't have that.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2007-01-19 22:06  

#12  Mike, you say the sweetest things. I shall be sure to tell him.

exJAG, you are teaching chemistry, after all. Interesting insight into German circles we didn't travel in... or perhaps it's just that the hard-drinking, chain-smoking sunzabitches didn't give me lifestyle tips.
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-01-19 19:53  

#11  Today must be Train Day @ the Burg: first we get a beautiful pix of 611 on page one and now a verbal description of a train wreck. I have rather nice collection of those, but don't know how to attach to this post. ( they are on my screensaver and co-workers think I am a bit, uh, wierd)
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2007-01-19 14:52  

#10  TW, there are time you are just absolutely ruthless. This is one of those times.

The Leading Husband is a lucky man.
Posted by: Mike   2007-01-19 13:26  

#9  Deno, Frank, and Foster must be laughing their collective asses off.

Ah, for the good ole' days. Look back at some of the old shows like The Dean Martin Show and The Thin Man. Everyone had a drink and a cigarette and anyone who didn't was thought to be weird.



Posted by: FOTSGreg   2007-01-19 10:24  

#8  Lindsay Lohan Not In Rehab. Now that would be news.
Congratulations, hon. Your primary claim to fame is teenage alcoholic. It must be, because I have no idea what you've done in your life or alleged career to rate this kind of attention.
But everybody loves a train wreck...
Posted by: tu3031   2007-01-19 09:34  

#7  Real party girls don't get hangovers. What an amateur.
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2007-01-19 09:24  

#6  LOL, TW! That's some very nice chemistry kung-fu. :)

I hear that Germans are supposed to be powder puffs these days, but all the ones I know are hard-drinking, chain-smoking sunzabitches. I learned the bloody mary trick from a German ex. He also recommended smoking a menthol cigarette if you couldn't get to a toothbrush. Heh. And this guy was a high-priced corporate lawyer, so I can only imagine what German truck drivers do.

Oh yeah, I don't have to. One often sees them "giving back the waters" right off the side of the autobahn.
Posted by: exJAG   2007-01-19 08:41  

#5  Lindsay Lohan Checks Into Rehab

she'll probably go high rent, [sic 50k program w/ lovely settings, lots o'nappy poos, and features way soft landings thru the best pharmacopoeia concoctions money can buy.]

after-all, nothing but the best for Her smooth bare petunia will do. >:
Posted by: RD   2007-01-19 07:40  

#4  Lightweight. Shuffle her scrawny ass off the Ms. Janice Dickinson's School For Wayward Girls. Mizz Janice will show her how to really party.
Posted by: ed   2007-01-19 07:33  

#3  exJAG, why do you think Germans are entitled to a doctor-prescribed couple of weeks at a health spa every few years? Or the annual "taking of the waters" that the European aristocracy has indulged in for centuries at Wiesbaden, Baden Baden, Bath and all those other chi-chi places -- most of the impurities being sweated out had hydroxyl groups at the end, not blackheads. That "Take 2 Exedrin with a bloody mary" thingy is for us normal folks, which Miss Lohan most decidedly is not.

Besides, everybody knows that after purging one's system of impurities at a health spa it takes so much less alcohol to end up passed out in a hotel hallway -- a major cost savings!
Posted by: trailing wife   2007-01-19 07:21  

#2  exJAG,

Starlets just ain't what they used to be.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2007-01-19 07:09  

#1  Kee-rist, what a fluffball. Rehab? Used to be that you'd give yourself a stern lecture, take two Excedrin with a bloody mary, and haul your hungover butt back to class. What is this country coming to?
Posted by: exJAG   2007-01-19 04:50  

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