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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Those 72 Virgins? They're, um, "different."
2007-01-11
On January 11, 2007, the Global Islamic Media Front (GIMF) posted on Islamist websites a 20-page book titled "The Desire of the Souls for the Women of Paradise." The book, by Abu Usama Al-'Iraqi, consists mostly of excerpts from medieval Islamic sources. The text focuses on the behavior and physical characteristics of the virgins who await those who enter Paradise, with emphasis on the contrast between them and earthly women. For example, it is said that the virgins of Paradise are free of all the physical and mental impurities that characterize earthly women (e.g., menstrual blood and other bodily discharges, unclean speech, and inappropriate glances at men other than their husbands).
I'll bet they don't get all pissy about not picking up your socks from the floor, either. Or watching football. And I'll bet they don't always want to talk about your "relationship," either. *sigh* Ahh, Paradise.

The book ends with the following message to the reader: "...Intelligent people do not forgo [the prospect] of the brides of Paradise for the sake of false beauty in this world. They do not prefer forbiddenÂ… lust, which dooms one to Hell, over genuine desire in Paradise."
They do not prefer . . .lust. Oh. I think I dated one of 'em.
Posted by:PlanetDan

#12  LOL Mahmood - That is scary!

I always said the Virgins are always 'virgin' because they physically can't be deflowered.

Not to mention the bearded virgins in the graphic....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2007-01-11 23:41  

#11  JC on a crutch, Mahmood! (Or maybe I should say Allan on a crutch.)

That's resgusting! :-Ç
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2007-01-11 23:32  

#10  Virgin Team
Posted by: Mahmood   2007-01-11 23:04  

#9  
PD #8
Allah Snackbar! Paradise on EartH!!
Posted by: Mahmood   2007-01-11 22:56  

#8  
Posted by: DMFD   2007-01-11 22:54  

#7  Don't ask... don't tell!
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2007-01-11 21:15  

#6  LOL!
Posted by: Frank G   2007-01-11 18:59  

#5  Did I mention the Kung Fu grip?
Posted by: ed   2007-01-11 18:57  

#4  Virgins of Paradise, now with 5 o'clock shadow and 25% more Adam's apple.
Posted by: ed   2007-01-11 18:56  

#3  Guess they'd be a little, er, dry...you know...there?
Posted by: Sherenter Whomotch8481   2007-01-11 18:52  

#2  basically "Barbies" (no genitals) shaped more like white raisins....enjoy, Shaheeds!
Posted by: Frank G   2007-01-11 18:45  

#1  Fornication. The highest goal of islam. Their "pure virgins" free of womanly fluids and glances at others are likely small boys. Islam - where the best women is a man.
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble2412   2007-01-11 18:43  

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