 Vladimir Luxuria, Italy's first trans-gender member of Parliament, told Israeli newspaper Haaretz that she intends to champion gay rights in the Muslim world and become an Italian diplomat in the Middle East.
| Uhuh. That makes sense. A dickless Euro will champion — that is, talk about, to the point of putting entire counties to sleep — gay rights in the part of the world where diddling little boys is a cultural staple, even though talking about it isn't... |
Outrageous Vladimir Luxuria, formerly Vladimiro Guadagno, belongs to the Rifondazione Comunista Party. Though still biologically male, she now attends Parliament sessions in elegant outfits and prefers to be addressed and treated as a female.
| I see. S/He's not quite dickless, just a commie. Well, maybe not just a commie, but the Italian equivalent of a New Biplobi Commie... |
Last year she was at the center of a fierce dispute when a female MP from Alleanza Nazionale wanted to have her banned from using the ladies restrooms in Parliament.
| Because s/he likes looking at real women's pee-pees. Some of us use the toiders to do our business and then move on. Others use it as a source of entertainment and sexual jollification... |
Luxuria said her first target would be Turkey, though not because of the pope's visit. Turkey is not one of the 80 countries in the world who have banned homosexuality, though it may be frowned upon. “We have to start somewhere. I can't go straight to Tehran with a bang,” she said.
| Why not? Turbans feel free to come to Italy and start ranting as soon as they step off the boat... |
“I'm not going to Mauritania to propose the recognition of gay couples; we have problems enough at home. I'm not going to Saudi to propose Gay Pride. There were enough problems in Israel for that,” said Luxuria, who stressed she did not want to engage in “gay colonialism” and that she wanted to defend gay rights, "naturally, without the use of bombs."
| Lemme see, here. Y'wouldn't want to defend gay rights using bombs. In the wonderful world of Islam they drop walls on public homos — the ones who won't stay in their own bathrooms. So maybe you should buy some bricks and mortar and a trowel... |
After the Turkish experiment, Luxuria plans to meet the ministers of culture for Egypt, Tunisia and Lebanon, where homosexuality may be de facto tolerated but is liable to be punished with five years' imprisonment. Critics object that Luxuria picks on the Muslim world but goes easy on the repression imposed in Cuba (imprisonment or one year forced labor) and China (no definite article, but imprisonment of up to five years). |