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| Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Reported Dead |
| 2007-01-04 |
| Posted by:BrerRabbit |
| #17 A mortal Mullah, isnt that a contradiction of the rules of mullahdum, or is it just a fatwah that had many spelling errors, and thus failed in its edicts by virtue of translation.... its possible other fatwahs may be negated too....once the readership of supreme fatwas, start writing letters to the editor....the whole thing could spiral into oblivion....just like the Myth that Oil is a fossil fuel. |
| Posted by: Ulolump Ebbomort5927 2007-01-04 21:36 |
| #16 but is he completely ded? can we halp him be deder? where's the buzzard vulture thingy? |
| Posted by: RD 2007-01-04 21:32 |
| #15 (fill in your own caption.) It's good news week Saddam's bungee-jumped somewhere Islamic Courts vanished in thin air Khamenei fell from his tree |
| Posted by: Singing Defective 2007-01-04 20:37 |
| #14 "You shall get 72 virgins, except they will be doing the boning!" |
| Posted by: Charles 2007-01-04 20:23 |
| #13 #12 - Howzabout "Go join your friends in HELL. Have a nice day.™" :-D |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2007-01-04 19:03 |
| #12 (fill in your own caption.) |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2007-01-04 18:39 |
| #11 He's dead, Jim... |
| Posted by: Bones McCoy 2007-01-04 18:31 |
| #10 Does he carry his turban with him? Actually there is a "Devil Issue" Turban, red with the pentagram blazened on the front... For the Devil's special Imam Corps...(or, "I C")  |
| Posted by: BigEd 2007-01-04 18:26 |
| #9 If Castro kicks off this week too, Lucifer may have a crowd control problem. |
| Posted by: DMFD 2007-01-04 17:48 |
| #8 May his corpse rot in hell. |
| Posted by: Brett 2007-01-04 17:42 |
| #7 Does he carry his turban with him? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2007-01-04 17:32 |
| #6 Woud saying "Ayatollah you so!" be in poor taste? |
| Posted by: Mike 2007-01-04 17:03 |
#5  He's not only merely dead He's really most sincerely dead! |
| Posted by: doc 2007-01-04 16:58 |
| #4 While the various Kleptomullah and messianicmullah factions fight, it would be a good time to smuggle some stuff to the various arab, azari, kurd, etc. forces. |
| Posted by: mhw 2007-01-04 16:56 |
| #3 I heard Ariel Sharon was seen driving away from the hospital... |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2007-01-04 16:46 |
| #2 Awww, too bad. Hope it was painful. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2007-01-04 16:25 |
| #1 If only he had been more holy, he wouldn't have died! Mebbe that's why Jimmuh Cahtah is still alive..... |
| Posted by: Bobby 2007-01-04 16:23 |