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| Order Your Hanging Saddam Keepsake NOW! |
| 2006-12-26 |
| The Iraqi High Court has announced the issuance of a limited edition Saddam Hussein keepsake ornament. Within the next thirty days, the Court will make available this carefully crafted hanging Saddam collector's piece. Only a few will be made, and each one will be accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity. The piece will be available in your choice of mustard gas yellow or uranium yellowcake orange. Preorder now! Quantities will be limited. Be the first on your block to own a hanging Saddam. Think of how your neighbors will be green with envy as he swings in the breeze next to your wind chimes. You must be 18 or older to order. Please have your credit card ready. No United Nations oil vouchers will be accepted. To order, call now 1-900-DEADGUY. That's 1-900-332-3489. Offer void in Syria and Iran. |
| Posted by:Chuck Simmins |
| #9 Just in time for the 2007 Democratic Congress. What is Saddam's persecution and slaughter of many 000's of local Iraqis-Kurds compared to 200Milyuhn-plus future Amerikans in the name of mainstream Clintonian Amerika's sacred National Communism-Socialism = Fascism??? "USSA, NOT USSR, ergo USSA must surrender to USSR". |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2006-12-26 23:23 |
| #8 Amybody called the number to see what it goes to? I'd like to get my keepsake early and avoid the rush. ;-p BTW - champagne's chillin'. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-12-26 22:30 |
| #7 At least he won't be lonely anymore: |
| Posted by: DMFD 2006-12-26 21:25 |
| #6 You know, if someone really did produce one of these, I'll get he'd get a lot of orders. |
| Posted by: Jackal 2006-12-26 19:12 |
#5 HANG 'EM! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2006-12-26 17:50 |
| #4 Sorry, Fred. Linked to the Terrorist Death Watch page. My bad. |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2006-12-26 16:35 |
| #3 Like, recycling is green, man! Fascist! |
| Posted by: .com 2006-12-26 16:23 |
| #2 System sez the URL's been used before. |
| Posted by: Fred 2006-12-26 16:21 |
| #1 Ummmm... how is this a dupe? |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2006-12-26 14:35 |