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India-Pakistan
Nuggets from the Urdu Press
2006-12-23
9/11 done by Jews
Writing in daily Khabrain, Dr Israr Ahamd stated that we are facing discord and hypocrisy at the personal and national level. We lie, donÂ’t keep our words and we are involved in corruption. At the national level, we are victims of hypocrisy and for this we had to face the wrath of God in 1971 in the form of defeat by Hindus who were ruled by Muslims for one thousand years. At the international level, Jews with the help of neocons want to break our nuclear arm and throw us in front of India as a slave. September 11 was the work of Jews. They used the powerful media under their control to turn it against Al Qaeda, which the world didnÂ’t know about before. I heard the name of Al Qaeda from the mouth of GW Bush, otherwise I was completely ignorant of this organisation.

Police investigation, Pakistani style
As reported in daily Express, recently released British resident Mirza Tahir said he was beaten and harassed in Pakistani jail. Talking to a British newspaper, 36 year old Tahir said that the taxi driver Jamshed Khan tried to sexually assault him and he fired a gun to defend himself. Instead of escaping, he went to a police station and reported the incident. Police started beating him mercilessly and kept asking him about the other members of his gang.

Dacoits snatch policemanÂ’s car near station
According to Daily Pakistan, unknown dacoits snatched the car of the SHO of Model Town police, Omar Rashid Butt, at gunpoint, just a few yards from his own police station. The SHO registered his case against car snatching at his own police station against the unknown dacoits.

Father of Pakistani journalism
As reported in daily Pakistan, the father of journalism, Maulana Zafar Ali Khan, was a staunch Muslim who served the Muslim cause by printing Zamindar for 50 years from Lahore. During the welcome of King George V in the Red Fort in Delhi, a majority of the ulema were standing in long lines. When the time for prayer came close, Maulana announced the unity and greatness of God and said azan for prayers, and then spread his coat on the lawns of the Red Fort and offered his prayers.

Hyenas of establishment
Quoted in daily Express, allegedly from the BBC website, wildlife films show a tiger or hyenas stalking thousands of bulls. The hunters separate a weak and young bull to attack him. The mother resists for some time and then joins the herd watching from a distance. The BBC said the hyena of the Pakistani establishment is constantly taking its prey from the Pakistani herd. People were arrested before but now they are disappearing with regularity. The hyenas of the establishment know that thousand of civil society members are only united like the bulls of a herd. Whenever a journalist disappears, only the relevant organisation or newspaper makes noise for some days and then it keeps quite.

Ulema to decide about WPA
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, the leader of Jamiat Ulema Islam, Maulana Ghafoor Haideri, said that Chaudhry Shujaat shall answer whether the Islamic verdict about Women Bill would be decided by the likes of Mehnaz Rafi, Kashmala Tariq, Sumera Malik or ulema karam (clerical scholars). He said the statements of Qazi Hussain Ahmad are printed as challenges but we talk about facts. The leaders of Jamaat Islami issue their statements from their party level instead of from the platform of Mutahidda Majlis-e-Amal.

No entertainment in province of the pious
As reported in daily Khabrain, Peshawar High court justice Dost Mohammad Khan said that a circus shall be installed in Punjab instead of the NWFP. A writ petition was filed in Peshawar High Court for permission to put a circus in Pakistan International Park in Pabbi. The learned judge said after the passing of Hasbah Bill, now the hasbah force will have sticks (danday) and the MMA government is against these activities. So this circus shall be organised in Punjab, as the situation has changed in NWFP after the Dargai suicide bomb attack. There is danger of another attack at such crowded places.

Maulanas not qualified
Writing in daily Express, Asar Chauhan stated that Allama Iqbal accepted the ijtehad (to find religious solution to a problem) of parliament by the votes of common man. Maulanas of every sect consider the right of ijtehad exclusively for themselves. In the parliament there were individuals who were more learned than the maulanas in Sharia and in legislations. They knew about the religions of the world and other issues of humanity. On this basis, the claim of MMA of sole authority on religious issues canÂ’t be accepted. Maulana Maudoodi first claimed the existing electoral system was un-Islamic. They did ijtehad and then participated in 1971 elections and got only four seats. Again, Maulana Maudoodi said Islam canÂ’t be imposed in Pakistan through elections.

Rameses II locks on sale on internet!
Sarerahe wrote in daily Nawa-i-Waqt that a French national was arrested when he tried to sell the locks of hair of a Pharaoh (Rameses II) on internet. The father of the French citizen was a doctor who did surgery on the mummified body of Rameses II. He pulled out a lock of Rameses hair. That is how the west has developed their heritage. The Pharoah was unlucky as when he was alive Moses pulled his beard and when he died, the French stole locks of his head. It is the favourate hobby of western countries. They do it in a different style. Today the pharaohs should take lesson from the ill treatment of Rameses II. The Pharaoh killed the sons of Egypt but the modern pharaohs are killing the sons of Muslims.

Internet love in Waziristan
According to daily Khabrain, in Bannu district near Waziristan agency, a young man, Aman ullah, started friendship with a Canadian woman, Sharon, on internet, which soon blossomed into true love. She came to Pakistan and accepted Islam because of her love and was named ‘Fatima’. The internet love reached its logical conclusion of marriage. She spent two weeks in Waziristan and then left for Canada with her old mother. Her husband would soon follow her to live in Canada. She was impressed with local customs and said the inhabitants of Waziristan are peace loving, contrary to the assertions of western world.

Holy war on internet
According to daily Nawa-i-Waqt, the Al Qaeda group in Iraq, in a statement on the internet has said that Pope BenedictÂ’s tour of Turkey is part of a crusade. The statement said that the crusaders are now preaching in Turkey after their defeat in Iraq and Afghanistan and the visit of Pope is part of that policy.

Rulers divided, opposition united
As reported in Daily Pakistan, the Pakistan PeopleÂ’s Party leaders on the 39th anniversary of the party, claimed that the ruling government is divided and wonÂ’t last longer than 10 days. When secretary general Ghulam Abbas came on stage to deliver his speech, the jiyalas (party workers) started fighting each other and pandemonium spread thoughout the crowd gathered in a ground. At the end of the convention the stage collapsed and all the leaders fell on each other. They included Shah Mahmood Qureshi, Qasim Zia and others.
Posted by:Fred

#11  'If we want to stop the arms race in the Middle East, Israel must open its nuclear weapons program to inspection....
Posted by: ltlejew   2006-12-23 14:44  

#10  Great stuff! The tears were running down my cheeks I was laughing so hard.
Posted by: KBK   2006-12-23 19:12  

#9  Quite likely, Shipman. The Indians from the Indian subcontinent tend to be much better educated. Rather embarassing, actually, for the Lions of Islam from that part of the world.

Nice moderator work, .com!
Posted by: trailing wife   2006-12-23 16:44  

#8  and such excellent spelling. Looks like dickhead was bonking his head memorizing the koran in a Madrassah when he should've taken spelling/grammar..totally embarrassing
Posted by: Frank G   2006-12-23 16:34  

#7  Ima think the fella is maybe a baby paki, fractured diction and fuzzy-logic is my evidence.
Posted by: Shipman   2006-12-23 16:10  

#6  Oh Lordy, the man got a database going on me.
Posted by: HalfEmpty   2006-12-23 16:08  

#5  "ltlejew" is posting from El Lay (IP: 67.100.252.52) and has posted under the following nyms in the past, going back to May, 2004:

(a variety of AnonymousNNNN)
iran will kick your ass
hillbilly are from texas
dacau
PLEASE SUPPORT THE TROUPS
63 ..com
almieter
ain4
Joshua17
19 17
proud liberal
send the jucy back to russia
EXPOSE
EXP THE SCUM
fuck you bastard jew
republicans are the crap of america
forest hell burn the bush
ENI PETROLIO
YOUUOR SITE IS PATHETIC
Phetora
SloVOGRADE
SEND THE SCUM BACK TO India
American sheeplike people
cook the rabbi
viva la FRANCE
send the idiotbacktoistexasvillage
roastthejew
tyuio
0KOKOK
fuck you scum
crasher
BRING THEM HOME
nuke iszrael
nukeizrael
J oe
PASSIONATE AMERICA
bushburner
military men as dumb, stupid animals
FUCKYOUASSOLES
BUSHISMORON

I'd say this fucktard deserves to be permanently banned.
Posted by: .com   2006-12-23 16:03  

#4  Is there a nation more focused on hatred and bigotry than Pakistan?

OK, maybe the Saudis.
Posted by: Rob Crawford   2006-12-23 15:28  

#3  "ltlejew", I'd imagine those Israeli weapons may be open to close inspection for a few nanoseconds upon their arrival in Tehran, Mecca, Medina, Damascus
Posted by: Frank G   2006-12-23 14:53  

#2  Nuggets!

He pulled out a lock of Rameses hair. That is how the west has developed their heritage
They've broken the code, the Pharoah follicle secret is out.
Posted by: Shipman   2006-12-23 12:32  

#1  She spent two weeks in Waziristan and then left for Canada with her old mother. Her husband would soon follow her to live in Canada. She was impressed with local customs and said the inhabitants of Waziristan are peace loving, contrary to the assertions of western world.

Awwwwwwwwwwww...isn't that romantic.
Hope Aman isn't disappointed when he finds out that acid isn't as readily available over here as it is over there.

Posted by: tu3031   2006-12-23 12:27  

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