HT Ace of Spades and originally caught via Political Pit BullAfghanistan says it has arrested a Pakistani intelligence agent who acted as a key link with al-Qaeda leaders.
WTF? Perv said "no way!"
| "No, no, certainly not!" |
Extract all information, then apply a 3/8" Craftsman Cordless drill to his skull. Return him to the ISI as a drooling fool (their usual assistants)
| Better to return him with a GPS locator in his head. And besides, the Craftsman Cordless doesn't have enough torque. |
| "Lies! All lies!" |
"his multiple false passports, above and beyond those normally carried by Pak 'tourists'"
| ... plus the dozen cell phones and three dozen garage door openers ... |
| There's a lot of Pakistan that borders Afghanistan, and most of that's filled with rubes, jihadis and tenth-century no-accounts ... |
the big man hissownself? That'll cause a crimp in Perv's lie train...
On Monday, intelligence officials in Kabul said they had arrested an Afghan army general, Khair Mohammed, on charges of selling secrets to the ISI.
kill him
| But first, a little momba ... |
Correspondents say it is not clear if the two arrests are linked. The defence ministry issued a statement saying that Khair Mohammed had not worked for it for almost four years. There has so far been no response from Pakistan to news of either arrest.
Relations between Afghanistan and Pakistan have been tense for years, but have worsened during 2006 as violence in Afghanistan has soared. Last week, President Hamid Karzai publicly accused the Pakistani government of backing the Taleban and said it wanted to turn Afghans into "slaves".
| Just want to return to the tenth century but that's close enough ... |
Pakistan was once the Taleban's main sponsor, but after the September 2001 attacks in the United States Islamabad joined the US-led "war on terror". The Pakistani government denies it continues to support the militants or that it could do more to stop them crossing the porous border, and points to the deaths of hundreds of Pakistani troops fighting pro-Taleban militants in the country's tribal areas.
