Just when you think you've heard everything.
Women allergic to their partner's semen can be cured by treatments requiring frequent sex, a New York allergist says.
Husbands were seen nodding enthusiastically at this announcement.
But don't try it without a doctor's help. Without proper desensitization, sex can be deadly for some women allergic to semen. Yes, some women really are allergic to sex, according to a report at this week's annual meeting of the American College of Allergy, Asthma, and Immunology in Philadelphia.
A lot of them have been acting like it for some time now.
These women have powerful allergic responses to their partner's semen, says David J. Resnick, MD, acting director of the allergy division of New York Presbyterian Hospital. Such women may suffer genital itching, burning, and swelling. In severe cases, they may break out in hives or even have trouble breathing. At the conference, Resnick and colleagues report a case of semen allergy in a Puerto Rican woman who responded well to desensitization therapy. Treatment, Resnick says, comes in two forms.But only one shape.
One is allergy shots containing small doses of the male partner's semen.Easily arranged.
The other is a technique called intravaginal seminal graded challenge. In this treatment, which takes several hours, every 20 minutes a doctor places increasing amounts of the partner's semen in the woman's vagina.
Home medicine has never been so much fun. Talk about playing doctor!
Both treatments require that the woman and her husband have sex at least two or three times a week.
"Honey, it's time to take your medicine. Doctor's orders."
"Treatment failure is associated with couples who do not engage in frequent intercourse that re-exposes the patient to the allergen," Resnick says in a news release.
"Not tonight, dear. I'm having a case of anaphylactic shock."
"Patients not living near their partners can refrigerate or freeze specimens so they can continue frequent exposure," he says.
Insert gratuitous turkey baster joke >here<.
Like any immunotherapy, the allergy shots or seminal challenge must be started in a facility equipped to treat hypersensitive patients for any severe anaphylactic shock reactions. Since such life-threatening reactions are possible any time an allergic person encounters an allergen, Resnick recommends that women with semen allergies keep a self-injectable epinephrine kit on hand.
I see. A post injection injection.
Though case reports of semen allergy are rare, many may go unrecognized. The typical patient, Resnick says, is a woman in her 20s. Though 41% of allergic women have symptoms during their first intercourse, symptoms tend to worsen with subsequent exposures unless they undergo desensitization treatment. Semen allergy, Resnick adds, is not a direct cause of infertility.
Let the suggestive humor begin. Keep it clean, all right?