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Olde Tyme Religion
Bible action figures aimed for Christian market
2006-12-19
You could call them Bible Bratz, or He-Men for a Higher Authority. But Don Levine, who created the G.I. Joe doll in 1964, calls his new line of biblical action figures the Almighty Heroes.

There's Queen Esther, a doe-eyed brunette hottie, dressed in a shimmery pink ball gown with plenty of plastic gemstone bling. And Moses (before the beard years) with biceps as big as The Rock's and a righteous pharaoh headdress.

There's Deborah the Warrior, who looks remarkably like Jessica Simpson the Warbler. And action Noah, who looks like, well, nobody seems quite sure.
Actually, the reporter got these two female figures confuzzled, Queen Ester is shown here, but hey...
"I saw this line as a way to teach about the quest of good over evil," said Levine, who established his own company, Family Values L.L.C., to market the dolls. I'm very passionate about what is going on in the world right now, seeing youngsters with guns, seeing terrorism and all that," he said in a telephone interview. "I wanted to come up with characters kids can look to as heroes."

Truth be told, he's also seeking a profit. "There are two billion Christians out there," Levine said. "Quite a niche market." In other words, for a savvy businessman with the right product, Levine said, a new twist on the Old Testament could bring manna from heaven.

Currently, the toys are not available at mainstream stores. They are being sold for $12.99 to $24.99 at Christian stores, and online at Amazon.com and at Familyvaluescenter.com.
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#13  The kid has a point: There should be a three piece set of Balaam, his donkey/hotrod, and the angel. The angel's sword arm is spring loaded and swings a fluorescent light saber...
Posted by: Ptah   2006-12-19 21:45  

#12  Lot's wife doubling as a salt shaker?
Posted by: Ptah   2006-12-19 21:44  

#11  John the Baptist comes with a removable head.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2006-12-19 21:04  

#10  I'm looking for an Onan doll....
Posted by: Mark E.   2006-12-19 20:50  

#9  Oh good. I can't wait for my "Tamar at the Well" doll. That and the dead Elamite doll with real chopped off foreskin.
Posted by: Phitch Cloling6574   2006-12-19 17:31  

#8  Buy one of these for your kids. See what kind of reaction you get.
Guarrenteed, they'll tell the story about it every Christmas until they die...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-12-19 15:47  

#7  Jesus's name was told to the Shepherds, then why is he called Wayne in the song, "A Wayne in a Manger"?
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-12-19 12:07  

#6  Those are the most lame-ass toys I've ever seen.
Give me yard darts any day.
Posted by: bigim-ky   2006-12-19 11:38  

#5  http://www.talkingbibledolls.com/


























Or, if you're from the Other Side...

http://www.demonkidz.com/
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-12-19 11:19  

#4  First, it was last Thursday's news of the "Left Behind" video game where you're a left-behind believer in Christ and you "shoot 'em up" against the jihadis, and now this?

Methinks we're getting closer and closer to either the end times or the next TRUE Crusades. Personally, I don't care either way, just wanna do away with the jihadis.
Posted by: BA   2006-12-19 09:42  

#3  What costumes will the Adam and Eve dolls have, fig leaves?

Interesting question. How bout this one: Will the Adam and Eve dolls have navels?
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-12-19 08:59  

#2  What costumes will the Adam and Eve dolls have, fig leaves?
Posted by: Zenster   2006-12-19 03:13  

#1  Images of Prophets are tabu to the Muslim terror cult. They aren't powerful enough to cause Jesus figures to be banned in the civilized world, but they will be.
Posted by: Sneaze Shaiting3550   2006-12-19 01:05  

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