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'Give up Eating Horses'
2006-12-13
Two British animal rights campaigners, wearing only bikinis made of lettuce, have urged Kazakhs to stop eating horses and go vegetarian.

Kazakhstan's national cuisine is almost entirely meat-based, and horse sausage and boiled sheep's head are considered delicacies. Lamb and offal are part of the staple diet and the activists braced freezing temperatures in the country's largest city, Almaty, to push home their message.

Kazakhstan has recently been made famous by Sacha Baron Cohen's spoof TV reporter Borat.

It has led campaigners from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to urge the public to go veggie. One of the activists, Yvonne Taylor, 35, said: "Whereas Borat is ridiculing the country, we're trying to come here with a positive message. "We're saying that going vegetarian is the best thing people can do for their health and to stop animals suffering."

Wearing sequined green bikinis made of plastic lettuce leaves, Taylor and colleague Lucy Groom, 27, waved placards and posed for photographs.

Passers-by gave them a mixed reaction. One teacher said: "I guess they are trying to encourage kids to eat their greens, which is okay." But a pensioner was less impressed, saying the only problem with meat in Kazakhstan was it was now too expensive.
Posted by:.com

#29  They can suck on my meat. A nutritious mix of Zinc and Protein.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-12-13 06:12  

#28  eggcellment poem .com!

;-)
Posted by: RD   2006-12-13 23:03  

#27  I am actually fairly certain I ate a meal of horsemeat stew and potatoes, at a Paris Youth Hostel in the summer of 1970, although one of my friends who also partook of this meal (it was the budget dinner supplied by the Youth Hostel) speculated that it might have been mule.
It for damn sure wasn't beef, mutton or pork... it was very stringy, and tasted rather oddly sweet.
Posted by: Sgt. Mom   2006-12-13 22:08  

#26  More, bigger pics please - How can NUREMBURG Global Environ Crimes Trials order the Lettuce to surrender???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-12-13 21:33  

#25  BPiB - Some suggestions for your erudite consideration...

"Lettuce... Cool, let's make salad! I've got the Miracle Whip!"
or
"I'm thinking tacos al carboned..."
or
"Lettuce leads to bunnies, and bunnies to humping... Why is every story about sex? Sheesh."
or
"Looks like cabbage to me. Okay, I got the carrot. Let's make slaw."
or
"Lettuce? Well, I've got the meat - if those were grape leaves we could make dolmas, baby..."
or
"They should be careful, they're inviting a taco heist!"
or
"Wow. I'll bet the Khazaks haven't seen that much white meat in years..."

;-)
Posted by: .com   2006-12-13 20:19  

#24  One time at a reenactment a Lady asked what my horse's name was. I told her he didn't have a name, I didn't want to name something I might have to eat. It was in jest. We don't need to eat horses but in some parts of the world it's a matter of eating or not eating.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-12-13 20:17  

#23  Gives the expression "salad days" a whole new flavor *rimshot*
Posted by: Hupung Glanter9628   2006-12-13 18:26  

#22  My wife attended a riding school in England years ago where they occasionally served horse to the riders.

It's not real popular in the US - probably a marketing issue. We don't eat pig, cow, or sheep.

So a better name is needed, how about, "What's for dinner?" "Cheval!"
Posted by: KBK   2006-12-13 18:20  

#21  "If wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak!"
Posted by: ExtremeModerate   2006-12-13 16:37  

#20  Horse tastes gamey and tough....
Posted by: Mark E.   2006-12-13 16:30  

#19  Yvonne Taylor, said: "We're saying that going vegetarian is the best thing people can do for their health, just look at me."

I'm sorry, I'm looking at her.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-12-13 15:43  

#18  Horse meat: the other beef
Posted by: Fred   2006-12-13 14:07  

#17  I believe those bikinis are cabbage leaves, not lettuce. Lettuce would wilt and shrivel away to nothing...
Posted by: Grunter   2006-12-13 13:57  

#16  I think the nekkid Danish dames will have better luck with their speeders.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-12-13 13:38  

#15  Kazakhstan's national cuisine is almost entirely meat-based, and horse sausage and boiled sheep's head are considered delicacies.

And in America the politicians complain of old people eating dog food.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2006-12-13 13:26  

#14  "yoused" is that an new word? If so it's a good one.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-12-13 12:05  

#13  Bright Pebbles maybe if you yoused the werd nibble instead?

btw I've never tried horse meat before.. wondering if it tastes like chicken.

/probably neigh
Posted by: RD   2006-12-13 11:32  

#12  The Old Gray Mare - She Ain't What She Used To Be
Posted by: mrp   2006-12-13 11:13  

#11  I'm a bit suprised you Sinktrapped that!

Your site, your rules. So apologies.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-12-13 10:20  

#10  Mmmmmm! Lettuce wearing protest chicks, the other white meat!

[/Homer]

An aside, I didn't see anything wrong with Pebbles post. What was I missing?
Posted by: Mick Dundee   2006-12-13 09:34  

#9  If God did not intend for us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them taste so much like meat.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-12-13 08:48  

#8  What ever happened to Muck4Doo? Haven't seen him in ages.
Posted by: Glenmore   2006-12-13 08:02  

#7  meat!
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom   2006-12-13 07:11  

#6  BP - I have just read your comments and must say I am deeply offended. Crude innuendo and the language of the gutter have no place here on RB.

</irony>
Posted by: Howard UK   2006-12-13 06:53  

#5  An unsubstantiated and highly suspect claim, undoubtedly meant to deceive. Now if he cuts it off and sends it to a reputable lab for analysis...
Posted by: .com   2006-12-13 06:51  

#4  haha owned by the sinktrap !
Posted by: MacNails   2006-12-13 06:27  

#3  
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Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-12-13 06:12  

#2  I guess 'People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals' knew that sending 2 blondes over would show the Kazakhs that they are serious and mean business !
Posted by: MacNails   2006-12-13 04:57  

#1  Reminds me of Muck 4 Doo's Lettuce Ladies.. Those bikinis certyainly don't look substantial... more pics?
Posted by: Howard UK   2006-12-13 04:51  

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