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George Clooney: Girliest Man Alive |
2006-12-07 |
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Posted by:anonymous5089 |
#17 Lol. I usedta have the definitive J-Lo booty pic, but it's gone, now. It was like the 8th wonder of the world, lol. |
Posted by: .com 2006-12-07 22:03 |
#16 hell, she could think I was a shitty kisser (which I prolly am) and tell all her skank friends about it if she let me grab that thing. It would be worth it just on GP alone when my buddies and I were high-fiving over it later at the slop-chute. |
Posted by: Broadhead6 2006-12-07 22:00 |
#15 Lol. She does possess quite the caboose... |
Posted by: .com 2006-12-07 21:43 |
#14 Prolly 'cuz he was preoccupied w/copping a feel off that huge ass of hers..... |
Posted by: Broadhead6 2006-12-07 21:41 |
#13 I think it was J-Lo, maybe not, that said he couldn't kiss worth shit. |
Posted by: .com 2006-12-07 21:07 |
#12 The Cooler King in the Great Escape - Steve was the man. I thought Clooney was funny in O Brother. His other stuff is just tiresome. I remember he was actually in "the peacemaker" - not a bad mindless action flick w/Nicole Kidman, but as the lady said - what a pansy. |
Posted by: Broadhead6 2006-12-07 20:58 |
#11 Very true, .com! I wonder if there's a Steve McQueen facts website out theres somewhere. Some facts I know to be true : McQueen was a skilled racer (car and motorbike), and a real sharpshooter (the stockless sawed-off Winchester was his own idea, historically appropriate too, and he was able to shoot it as accurately and rapidly as "Josh Randall", no stunt double here)... and a very intense and economical actor, able to convey emotions without overdoing it. "The Getaway" is my favorite McQueen part, btw, hard to top (Peckinpah + Steve). |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-12-07 16:54 |
#10 Very true, .com! I wonder if there's a Steve McQueen facts website out theres somewhere. |
Posted by: BA 2006-12-07 14:51 |
#9 Glass milkshake? Not my style, man. You can't rub some dirt on it and walk it off, y'know? I prefer a broken arm - make that a compound fracture - and diving into a pool of isopropyl alcohol. Steve coulda done that, shaken it off, poured himself a two-finger jolt, fired up a $100 cigar, and discussed chess with Faye Dunaway. Chuck Norris grew up wanting to Be Steve. ;-) |
Posted by: .com 2006-12-07 14:48 |
#8 Good point, .com. Fifty Hail Mary's, 200 push ups and a good ol' shattered glass milkshake for me! |
Posted by: BA 2006-12-07 14:39 |
#7 USMC6743 - A local phenom (if you have a flexible imagination, lol) - it stands for the Army of Steves... we gots tons of 'em on the 'Burg, lol, so they've banded together and... |
Posted by: .com 2006-12-07 14:23 |
#6 AoS? |
Posted by: USMC6743 2006-12-07 14:18 |
#5 I'm not sure, BA... I'll bet Doc Steve favors anaesthesia. You saw Roadhouse, that shit's for pussies. |
Posted by: .com 2006-12-07 14:13 |
#4 lol, .com! And, his manliness and march continues on through the AoS! |
Posted by: BA 2006-12-07 14:10 |
#3 Steve was the Real Deal. I believe he secretly started the AoS. |
Posted by: .com 2006-12-07 14:02 |
#2 Today it's George Clooney's turn to get bitch slapped. Compared to an actor like the late Steve McQueen, Clooney is the ulitmate "Nancy-boy". |
Posted by: USMC6743 2006-12-07 13:45 |
#1 As a woman, I canÂ’t be attracted to a man if IÂ’ve got the bigger schvantz. Ouch! |
Posted by: Mike 2006-12-07 13:36 |