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'Pregnant' man fined in court
2006-11-27
A SOUTH African man was fined by a local court overnight for taking time off from work and trying to cover it with a fake gynaecologist's certificate attesting he was pregnant and needed a week off.
So he thought no one would figure it out?
A magistrate's court in Vereeniging, near Johannesburg, fined 27-year-old Charles Sibindana 1000 rand ($180) for the brazen forgery, the SAPA news agency reported. Sibindana stole a medical certificate from a health centre used by his pregnant girlfriend, but was apparently unaware that only women consulted gynaecologists. Magistrate Bruno Van Eeden jokingly warned Sibindana "not to walk around faking sick letters from gynaecologists".
Posted by:Fred

#3  I once ordered a urine pregnancy test on a man aged 20, and it came back strongly positive. No, it wasn't a lab error either.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2006-11-27 22:50  

#2  Hey, I should try that! I mean, that could be believed, because, otherwise, the only other explanation for my "curves" would be that I'm fat. Which I'm not. I'm big-boned. Really.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-11-27 15:54  

#1  Is there some sort of fine or jail term for stupidity?

Posted by: john   2006-11-27 15:53  

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