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Britney Spears, Bisexual & Threesome-Eager?
2006-11-24
Press reports indicate that K-Fed is now contemplating writing a tell-all book about his estranged wife.
Maybe he can get the same ghostwriter O.J. used...
The no-talent wannabe rapper is allegedly planning to make the book so outrageous, that jaws will drop over the juicy revelations. A "source close to Kevin" says that he was "prepared to reveal everything in court" as well.
She had the bad taste to marry him. That kinda sez it all. Their children would be better off taken from both of them and put in the care of the first person who walked by.
"Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome," the Sun quoted a source close to K-Fed as saying.
And Fed Ex, of course, virtuously turned her down...
Fed-ex allegedly is looking to reveal that Britney is bisexual and begged him for three-in-a-bed romps. Federline, 28, will say that the "Pop Princess" regularly fantasized about women and was desperate to share one with him. The wannabe rapper is also expected to claim Britney is guilty of a string of mishaps involving Sean Preston.
What sort of mishaps? Her pants falling down? I thought she was barefoot and preggers most of the time they were together?
Posted by:Fred

#16  The fact that K-Fed didn't see the kind of conversation happening here would be all over the place the second he suggested such a thing says loads about his brain power and his own sexuality.

Next stop for k-fed is either Jerry Springer or the Surreal Life, he knows it, and he's desperate to keep the spotlight on him as long as possible.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-11-24 22:44  

#15  And the absolute, number 1 best thing about fmf threesomes ??

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>>When finished, the ladies can chatter between themselves while you recoup for the next round...

;)
Posted by: Showme   2006-11-24 14:56  

#14  Okay, okay, boys, let's, er, stick to the subject. AoS.
Posted by: Steve White   2006-11-24 14:51  

#13  BPiB Once you've shot your fun, you watch the two girls finish each other off.

Usually, by the time I have "shot my fun" the ladies don't need to finish each other off, and wouldn't have the energy to do so anyway.

Posted by: Mick Dundee   2006-11-24 13:00  

#12  This story planted an ear-worm (weird how the mind works)...

Gimme back my bullets
Put em back where they belong
...
Posted by: .com   2006-11-24 11:39  

#11  You guys are missing the point. Fed Ex was a male dancer. He probably liked the idea of a threesome - except it involved two guys.
Posted by: Zhang Fei   2006-11-24 11:22  

#10  Mick Dundee,

Once you've shot your fun, you watch the two girls finish each other off.

I thought everyone with an AlGoreWeb connection wide enough to stream video would know that.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-11-24 11:09  

#9  Obviously he is aware that he cannot satisfy one woman, and doesn't want to disappoint two at the same time.
Posted by: Mick Dundee   2006-11-24 09:29  

#8  Gentlemen, please. Of course he didn't want to hit the sheets with two women.....he was holding out for three women. Duh!!!
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-11-24 09:19  

#7  "I'd like to have another woman in the bed wehn we sleep together": Britney.

"Where's the nearest bed?" : Every Straight males first thought.

Whereas...

"No thanks!": Gay Fed
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan   2006-11-24 09:17  

#6  If Britney was that, 'so hot to trot', K-Fed should have dove in that bed so deep, it would have taken 3 days to find him under those sheets!!
Posted by: smn   2006-11-24 05:26  

#5  K-Fed must be gay. He obviously has no idea how the male mind works.
Posted by: Thoth   2006-11-24 03:14  

#4  I thought he would have jumped at the chance of three-in-a-bed sex with Britney and friend, as the experience might have inspired another classic track in the vein of PopoZao.
Posted by: W. Hat-Ever   2006-11-24 02:20  

#3  Best laugh I've had in a while, Joe! And you're absolutely right, Fed-Ex is a total loser just for this ...
Posted by: Steve White   2006-11-24 00:46  

#2  I'm with Joe. This guy was stupid enough to turn this down?
He should just shut up, take his settlement money and open up, like, a bait shop or something...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-11-24 00:42  

#1  Am I to understand that K-Fed as a RAPPER had the [multiple?]opportunity(s) to have voluntary sex wid two-plus wimin, including his wife, and wilfully turned it down. And now you know why his Amerikan Male Brute Rapper Career is as strong + successful as it is.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-11-24 00:29  

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