BRASILIA: The mayor of a Brazilian town has begun handing out free Viagra to dozens of elderly people. Joao de Souza Luz, the mayor of Novo Santo Antonio, said 68 men over the age of 60 had signed up for the programme, which had been dubbed “Happy Penis”. The programme, however, had also encouraged some extra-marital affairs, said Souza Luz. He said to discourage such illicit canoodling, Viagra pills were only being given to the wives of the men who had signed up for the programme. “That way, when the women are in the mood, they can give the pills to their husbands.”
Old John was sitting on the front porch of his house in the rocking chair, naked from the waist down, when his son drove up.
"Pop!" cried Junior. "What the hell are you doing?"
"I'm sittin' on the front porch naked from the waist down," the old man answered calmly.
"Why?"
"Well," he replied, filling his pipe, "I sat out here yesterday without a shirt on and got a stiff neck. This was your mother's idea." |
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