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| Man arrested w $100k cash in suitcase and mobile phone in his rectum |
| 2006-11-19 |
 ...Mohammed Islam who was arrested...with almost $120,000 in cash is under investigation as to whether he has terrorist connections....Islam [strange name wonder what religion he has] allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station. |
| Posted by:mhw |
| #50 Wonder if he charged it there,as well... |
| Posted by: crazyhorse 2006-11-19 22:14 |
| #49 Bet his attempts to text message are really sh@tty.... |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-11-19 19:53 |
| #48 He was just trying to blend in. Must have been driving like an idiot while yakking on the phone, and some other driver told him where he could stick the phone ... so ... |
| Posted by: DMFD 2006-11-19 19:38 |
#47  |
| Posted by: doc 2006-11-19 18:56 |
| #46 SPOoD is that you brick? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2006-11-19 18:13 |
| #45 The pay as you go plan. Probably counterfeit 50's. |
| Posted by: Phineter Thraviger1073 2006-11-19 17:22 |
| #44 Man arrested w $100k cash in suitcase and mobile phone in his rectum Frank: Wow, and I just use a belt clip. What the hell was I thinking? ROFLMAO! EOZ: .. bluetooth up his anus and farts Madonna ringtones May I suggest 'Express Yourself' Mr. Elder! LOL! /funny thread |
| Posted by: Madonna 2006-11-19 16:09 |
| #43 Gives new meaning to the word colophon. |
| Posted by: KBK 2006-11-19 15:41 |
| #42 set on vibrate, no doubt |
| Posted by: Jealing Crearong1941 2006-11-19 15:07 |
| #41 And I thought the American Tourister gorilla ad was something. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2006-11-19 14:42 |
| #40 No bigjim, This is a Mark I field phone. Muhammad Islam PBUHR(Peace be unto his rectum) used the diesel fuelled, titanium reinforced, semi mobile, barbed gattlingphone Mark XVII. our condolences to his family. |
| Posted by: Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 14:04 |
#39 Was it one like this? |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2006-11-19 13:49 |
| #38 Candy bars are from Mars and cell phones are from Uranus. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-11-19 13:27 |
| #37 from now on when calling a moslim the correct form of speech is not "Hello" anymore.... it is......it is... "UP YOURS" |
| Posted by: Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 13:23 |
| #36 Is this the advent of the much awaited RectiPhone ??? Now at the nearest Macie's in your neighbourhood |
| Posted by: Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 13:19 |
| #35 What wears a turban, holds a suitcase full of cash prays five times a day has a bluetooth up his anus and farts Madonna ringtones ??????????? |
| Posted by: Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 13:15 |
| #34 Plus, it's very convenient Wow, and I just use a belt clip. What the hell was I thinking? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-11-19 13:12 |
| #33 Don't deride him, it's the way they show their affection to each other. Plus, it's very convenient. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-19 13:04 |
| #32 The guy's hard to reach. Must be a bum connection. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-11-19 13:00 |
| #31 Cheez, at least Maxwell Smart kept his phone in his shoe ... |
| Posted by: Steve White 2006-11-19 12:40 |
| #30 Uh oh.....the cell phone battery is dying...man, Ima in deep sh*t. /my contribution to the Classic™. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-11-19 12:30 |
| #29 smn: My psychic says the "associate" wears a beard, snarls a lot, hates dogs, and carries a little green book. |
| Posted by: Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-11-19 12:26 |
| #28 Makes you wonder who his 'associate' was, who helped hide the phone? |
| Posted by: smn 2006-11-19 12:17 |
| #27 What an outstanding f**king name for a Mooselimb ! What is it with these perverted SOB's? A lightbulb up the ass. A phone up the ass. How about a blasting cap up the ass, and we trigger it ? |
| Posted by: SpecOp35 2006-11-19 11:48 |
| #26 What--no Bluetooth headset? |
| Posted by: Dar 2006-11-19 11:38 |
| #25 LOL! |
| Posted by: RD 2006-11-19 11:27 |
| #24 Some people will do ANYTHING to improve their reception.... |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-11-19 10:07 |
| #23 nothing wrong with his name, you gotta imagine the conversation the desk sargent would have with the wife, though |
| Posted by: god christ 2006-11-19 10:05 |
| #22 ...charged with possessing tainted property but police prosecutor Sarah Fox said more serious charges could be laid. More serious? Like obstruction? |
| Posted by: GK 2006-11-19 09:43 |
| #21 Reach out and touch something. |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-11-19 08:54 |
| #20 "Can you hear me now?" |
| Posted by: Raj 2006-11-19 08:39 |
| #19 I think you guys are being paranoid; obviously, this was just a Pious Moderate Muslim wishing to muffle the ringtones of his cellphone. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-19 08:01 |
| #18 Paging Mohammed Islam.. Paging Mohammed Islam.. Please Extract the Brown Rectum Phone! |
| Posted by: Queensland police 2006-11-19 07:48 |
| #17 Second stupid Hadji in a week. Something is up and usually with Moslems, it involves massed death and destruction. A part of the Qu'ran where you get a tingily feeling in your ass before a boomer goes off. |
| Posted by: closedanger@hotmail.com 2006-11-19 07:21 |
| #16 So, this is what you tech-savvy guys call "hand free set"? |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-11-19 06:58 |
| #15 Is this the guy who went to the phone rental booth and asked for the largest available sized mobile phone with a spare battery and a large can of Vaseline :) |
| Posted by: Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 06:49 |
| #14 It seems that this guy is a true representation of islamofascism : named after the prophet (Profit ??) toting a suitcase full of Dollars having something up his ass. |
| Posted by: Elder of Zion 2006-11-19 06:45 |
| #13 Islam [strange name wonder what religion he has] allegedly had $118,000 in $50 notes in a suitcase and a mobile phone concealed in his rectum when he was arrested at a Surfers Paradise bus station. DIY colonoscopy with the built-in camera. |
| Posted by: Whiskettes4Hilali 2006-11-19 05:12 |
| #12 Or was it the Mossad? One of the two. |
| Posted by: MU 2006-11-19 03:03 |
| #11 He was lucky it wasn't an IDF exploding phone. |
| Posted by: MU 2006-11-19 03:02 |
| #10 "Ahmed! Phone call for you!" "Who is it?" "I don't know, some asshole..." *rimshot* I'm here all week, try the veal |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-11-19 02:22 |
| #9 Oh come now who hasn't traveled with 100k and a phone up your bum? He did it backwards. Shoulda had the $100k up his bum and maybe he wouldn't have been caught. |
| Posted by: gorb 2006-11-19 01:52 |
| #8 Re "terrorist connections": being a member of the Religion of Peace denotes that link. |
| Posted by: Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-11-19 01:49 |
| #7 Oh come now who hasn't traveled with 100k and a phone up your bum? Reminds me of a wild weekend in Vegas! |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge 2006-11-19 01:48 |
| #6 :-> steve... |
| Posted by: .com 2006-11-19 01:42 |
| #5 Islam faced Southport Magistrate's Court yesterday charged with possessing tainted property but police prosecutor Sarah Fox said more serious charges could be laid. Got that right. |
| Posted by: KBK 2006-11-19 01:17 |
| #4 Did he have it set to ring or vibrate? |
| Posted by: steven 2006-11-19 01:07 |
| #3 PHONE in Male, GUN in Female > all I'm gonna say is "What the....???". |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2006-11-19 00:49 |
| #2 Allan sent him to round up virgins at Surfers Paradise. The smell-a-phone was his idea. |
| Posted by: wxjames 2006-11-19 00:33 |
| #1 At least he had the decency to "hold" all calls. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2006-11-19 00:24 |